A Jehovah's Witness CANNOT Say These Words (page 4)

prophecor

You wanna' Date?

prophecor

Me Love You Long Time!!!

unclebruce

Beware Jehovah's big crack!

unc

ps: I fully understand you pepeuha (can't spell your name though).

but ..I know a Congregation where that is said all the time, especially during the Watchtower Study.

Study Conductor: Why are we no part of the world?

Sister Ancient of daze: So we won't die at Armaggedon

Study Conductor: Correct - yes, you will die at Armaggedon if .. hey your right! .. it is very hard to say on its own..

Personally I wouldn't mind dieing at an Armageddon .. at least there'd be fireworks.. .

stevenyc

OMG, another translation error in the NWT

Answering up during the Watchtower study and saying *Is it just me, or is what you just read is a pile of horsesh!t*

Wow, that kingdom song realy kicks ass!

yes Sally, I now your only eight, and nobody else was there when Brother Don touched you, But, screw the lawyers, I'm reporting this to the Police!

Christ yeh, Give him Blood if it will save him.

well I think its more of a guide book of metaphor, certainly not to be taken lituraly

candidlynuts

i saw no rules in the title ! (<-------- birdbrain) you gotta admit though, a jw cant say those words!

unclebruce

You wanna' Date?

yeah well, that's how the wheels fell off in that first place .. Eve offering fruit .. .

***

I'd like to join the Airforce .. (6 words - this is gett'n 'ard )

This is getting Hard

prophecor

BBB OK Candidlynuts, U Got Me!!!

prophecor

yeah well, that's how the wheels fell off in that first place .. Eve offering fruit ...

Boy, I've always had a thing for fruit!!!

GentlyFeral

?Don't bogart that joint, friend...?
?I voted for...?
?Blood transfusions saved my life.?
?'Field service' is a crock.?
?I just saw a ghost!?

gently feral

Honesty

Worthy is the Lamb <- - - - - - song

Jesus loves me

I belong to a cult

Jesus is my Lord

I'm loyal to Jesus

The Governing Body lied again

Hail to the Chief

God can not lie

I read only the bible

Nothing happened in 607 BCE

God is good

A Jehovah's Witness CANNOT Say These Words

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