Trust me on this one, women swoon to see their handsome husbands cheerfully dusting the TV. Even better if he's got on a frilly apron.
*combs his hair, put on apron and dusts tv, and waits for sex fest to begin*
Gumby
When a woman asks a man to
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gumby
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Valis
I thought you were going to a football game
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FlyingHighNow
Trust me on this one, women swoon to see their handsome husbands cheerfully dusting the TV. Even better if he's got on a frilly apron.
*combs his hair, put on apron and dusts tv, and waits for sex fest to begin*Gumby
Let us know if it worked.
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gumby
Yeah...it worked. ...don't take me long boy!
Valis is still staring at the test pattern on the tv screen since noon.....poor brain-numbed sick bastard. I've seen it get so bad they have to put a plastic shower curtain under his chair cuz he pee's all over himself when he gets like this and ruins the floor. It's usually on a Sunday afternoon too.So sad.
Gumby
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FlyingHighNow
Yeah...it worked. ...don't take me long boy!
I kind of figured it would. Are you taking notes, Brummie?
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Brummie
*Turns the vouyer video off* Yep, I'm taking notes sweetie.
Brummie
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gumby
You mean ta tell me Brummie saw my anteater!!!!!!
*gets shrinkage*
Gumby
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FlyingHighNow
You mean ta tell me Brummie saw my anteater!!!!!!
*gets shrinkage*
Gumby
Nope, Gumby Brummers was just watching it for a glimpse of you in that hot little frilly apron. Since you didn't take it off, I doubt he saw it.
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Valis
*gets shrinkage*
more like *age*
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gumby
I thought you were staring at a test pattern?
Gumby