Meetings Are For Morons!

by minimus 31 Replies latest jw friends

  • minimus
    minimus

    Hey! I didn't mean to offend anyone. I'm the biggest loser moron, imho.

  • nilfun
    nilfun

    "I'm a loser baby, so why don'tcha kill me?"

    *nilfun, who's chokin' on the splinters

  • nilfun
    nilfun

    I found a pic of Min protestsing at the local Kingdom Hall:

    j/k Minimus... I think I understand what you are trying to say. I hate to think about all the time I wasted sitting on my ass @ the KH

  • minimus
  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    sorry I am still at the moron stage!

  • Tigerman
    Tigerman

    Let's do Moron!

    Mo . .Mo . . . Moronee

    Bananafana Bobonee

    Fee Fi Fofanee

    Moronee !

  • upside/down
    upside/down

    You know what pissed me off the most, was that the average Dub (big shots incl.) didn't know their own stuff. I can't tell you how many times during the meetings that the answers given had NOTHING to do with the info presented, but was really really old info (from before I was born) be regurgitated from memory and spewed out as fact.

    A creative day was 6000 years long.

    If we knew how long from Adam was created till Eve, we'd know when the BigA was.

    J liked Abels sacrifice more than Cains because it was "blood".

    No one in the Bible EVER LIED (Abraham just "stretched" the truth when calling Sarah his "sister")

    You could make living "trading" the literature for food and $$. They did in the 20's and 30's (now that's faith!)

    And all the other "moronic", brain-dead, by rote, uninspired, not from the heart, never in your own word ANSWERS!

    And of course, if you did KNOW what you were talking about (up to date and with the program) you were just showing off and needed to work on HUMILITY.

    Never again

    u/d

  • upside/down
    upside/down

    nilfun- Long hair AND a mustache...

    I'm stumbled

    u/d

  • Incense_and_Peppermints
    Incense_and_Peppermints

    how about "maroon" as in
    "what a bunch of maroons". works for me...

  • blondie

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