This Is The Wife.

by Englishman 32 Replies latest jw friends

  • Billygoat

    I don't like the sound of "the wife", but I can't say it'd bother me as much as "the present wife". What? Are you planning on replacing me with another one very soon???

    My husband doesn't introduce me very often because he is pretty shy and sometimes he doesn't remember names well. (Not mine, but theirs. LOL!) So I just take it upon myself to introduce gets the job done and it doesn't make Mozz uncomfortably trying to remember the person's name.

  • upside/down

    Wow- you mean we don't own them! Man have I got a lot to learn. lol


  • SixofNine

    I agree Mike, "the little woman" is much more appropriate, and loved by ladies large and small.

  • harleyquinn

    i love that phrase...'the wife' ...when asking my friends how their significant others are i always say 'how's the wife' or 'how's wifey'.....of course, i also don't mind being called a 'chick' or a 'broad', i am a freak....

  • Carmel

    Hah! The other day I was with wifey and I introduced her to a real estate agent as my "first wife". He blanched and didn't know what to say or do, but she sure did.. my chins still hurt! Hey, she is! Of course she's the only one, but she's still the first!!


  • frenchbabyface

    I don't know what to think about that ... actually it most depends on "how" he does say it and yeah how she react to it. Now if it would be about me - that would be tests to know more about him (to who does he introduce me and how comparaded to his common personnal behaviour and type of accointances/relationships).

  • BrendaCloutier

    Good one, Caveman, had me laughing heartily (actually, braying like a jackass).

    My Kevan is my spousal unit. We aren't legal, but we are living in a marital (sinfull) relationship. I'm on his health insuance and life insurance.

    He usually forgets to intoduce me, so I just pipe up and say "I'm Brenda" and shake hands with whomever. It works both ways, as I occasionally forget to introduce him.

  • BrendaCloutier

    Yeah, so, E-man, where's the pix of "the wife"?

  • Valis

    Sixo, you are a stupid head..."old lady" is definitely the correct terminology..


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  • qwerty


    The problems start when you introduce her as "This is my first wife", when you've never been Divorced!!!!


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