Not Many Brits Know That America Declared War On Us..

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  • czarofmischief
    czarofmischief

    Narrative by Jimmy Driftwood:

    ?After the Battle of New Orleans, which Andrew Jackson won on January the 8th eighteen and fifteen, the boys played the fiddle again that night, only they changed the name of it from the battle of a place in Ireland to the ?Eighth of January?. Years passed and in about nineteen and forty-five an Arkansas school teacher slowed the tune down and put words to it and that song is The Battle Of New Orleans and I will try to sing it for you.? (*Note -- two minor revisions were made for classroom use)

    Well, in eighteen and fourteen we took a little trip
    along with Colonel Jackson down the mighty Mississip.
    We took a little bacon and we took a little beans,
    And we caught the bloody British near the town of New Orleans.

    We fired our guns and the British kept a'comin.
    There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago.
    We fired once more and they began to runnin'
    down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

    Well, I see'd Mars Jackson walkin down the street
    talkin? to a pirate by the name of Jean Lafayette [pronounced La-feet]
    He gave Jean a drink that he brung from Tennessee
    and the pirate said he?d help us drive the British in the sea.

    The French said Andrew, you?d better run,
    for Packingham?s a comin? with a bullet in his gun.
    Old Hickory said he didn?t give a dang,
    he?s gonna whip the britches off of Colonel Packingham.

    We fired our guns and the British kept a'comin.
    There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago.
    We fired once more and they began to runnin'
    down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

    Well, we looked down the river and we see'd the British come,
    and there must have been a hundred of 'em beatin' on the drum.
    They stepped so high and they made their bugles ring
    while we stood by our cotton bales and didn't say a thing.

    Old Hickory said we could take 'em by surprise
    if we didn't fire a musket til we looked 'em in the eyes.
    We held our fire til we see'd their faces well,
    then we opened up with squirrel guns and really gave a yell.

    We fired our guns and the British kept a'comin.
    There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago.
    We fired once more and they began to runnin'
    down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

    Well, we fired our cannon til the barrel melted down,
    so we grabbed an alligator and we fought another round.
    We filled his head with cannon balls and powdered his behind,
    and when they tetched the powder off, the gator lost his mind.

    We?ll march back home but we?ll never be content
    till we make Old Hickory the people?s President.
    And every time we think about the bacon and the beans,
    we?ll think about the fun we had way down in New Orleans.

    We fired our guns and the British kept a'comin,
    But there wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago.
    We fired once more and they began to runnin'
    down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

    Well, they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles
    And they ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn't go.
    They ran so fast the hounds couldn't catch 'em
    down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

    We fired our guns and the British kept a'comin.
    But there wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago.
    We fired once more and they began to runnin'
    down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

    Yeehaw!

    CZAR of the "Old Hickory" party

  • Big Tex
    Big Tex

    The History Channel had a fascinating program on this war not long ago. If I remember correctly, Britain was fighting Napoleon and needed troops, so over a 10 year period they commandeered American ships and 'drafted' nearly 10,000 American sailors into the British navy. Naturally the U.S. protested vehemently but Britain ignored the warnings until finally America declared war, at the time called "Madison's war" for President James Madison.

    Unfortunately, American generals sucked and the U.S. got its ass kicked at nearly every engagement. The worst being when the Secretary of War (damn I can't remember his name) guaranteed Washington would be defended against the British army which then promptly tore through American lines like a hot knife through butter and proceeded on its way to sack Washington. The irony is the one person who showed the most courage was the First Lady, Dolly Madison (she made a damn good cake) who stayed in the White House until literally minutes before the British arrived in order to save artifacts such as the Declaration of Independence.

    The British set fire to Washington, including the White House (which looking at the paintings of the time they did us a favor). But the one saving grace for America was Andrew Jackson who was defeating the British in the west and then the attack at Fort McHenry ("O say can you see) brought morale to the U.S. Finally Britain tired of the war, needing to focus on Napoleon, and signed a peace treaty with America that basically said to keep the status quo.

    So the war was fought for nothing. Nothing was gained, nothing was accomplished. Except we got a new White House.

  • CaptainSchmideo
    CaptainSchmideo
    So the war was fought for nothing. Nothing was gained, nothing was accomplished. Except we got a new White House.

    Well, the American Indians lost out big time. Tecumseh had hopes that a British win would help stem the tide of US encroachment of native lands, which is why his people sided with the Brits. And of course, we all know how that sorry story turned out...

  • BrendaCloutier
    BrendaCloutier
    Nothing was gained, nothing was accomplished. Except we got a new White House.

    What was gained was recognition from GB of the US as a totally independent nation instead of one of her semi-self-governing commonwealth states, as Canada is.

  • BrendaCloutier
    BrendaCloutier
    Nothing was gained, nothing was accomplished. Except we got a new White House.

    What was gained was GB recognition of the US total independence as a country instead of a semi-self-governed commonwealth state, as Canada.

    The indians would have eventually lost under GB rule anyway. The have in Canada, in Australia and NewZeland, as aboriginals have an most of GB.

  • czarofmischief
    czarofmischief

    Is it a coincidence that Governing Body and Great Britain have the same initials. I mean, reading about Canada being under GB rule has an especially chilling effect for us ex-dubs!

    CZAR

  • Dan-O
    Dan-O

    Thanks, Czar. Now I'm gonna have that damn song stuck in my head all night.

    Anyone told you that you look like Phil Mitchell?

    E-man, who the F is that?

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