Summer JW Assembly Drama Picture

by JAVA 18 Replies latest jw friends

  • riz
    riz

    Ginny,

    Where did that paragraph come from? That's a laugh riot!

    What a batch of delusional kooks.

    riz

    Stop looking at me, swan!- Billy Madison

  • Seeker
    Seeker

    OK, caption contest for that picture! Here's my entry:

    "Yes, my lord, I know it is unseemly to do so, but the lines are long, and the sun is hot, and my wife really had to go. That is why I let her sneak into the Men's room. My lord knows how the women can get."

  • GinnyTosken
    GinnyTosken

    Riz,

    It's from an interview with J.F. Rutherford that appeared in the San Diego Sun, March 15, 1930. You can read the whole article here:

    http://watchtower.observer.org/apps/pbcs.dll/artikkel?Avis=WO&Dato=20010204&Kategori=HISTORY2&Lopenr=204012&Ref=AR

    That link looks pretty long and messy, so in case it doesn't work, try this one and scroll down:

    http://watchtower.observer.org/apps/pbcs.dll/oversikt?Kategori=HISTORY2

    It's about the 19th heading down on that page.

    Ginny

  • GinnyTosken
    GinnyTosken

    Seeker,

    The burning question in my mind is:

    Did he borrow that belt from Jethro or Ellie Mae?

    http://www.liketelevision.com/web1/classictv/bevhillb/

    Ginny

  • riz
    riz

    Thanks, Ginny

    When I saw that photo the first thing I thought was, "Martha Stewart called. She wants her curtains back."

    riz

  • Yerusalyim
    Yerusalyim

    CAPTION:

    "How the HELL did you come up with the year 1914?"

    John the Revelator

    YERUSALYIM
    "Vanity! It's my favorite sin!"
    [Al Pacino as Satan, in "DEVIL'S ADVOCATE"]

  • JAVA
    JAVA

    Caption for photo:

    I knocked on the door at Beth Sarim in 1925
    but d'Judge was in bed with his housekeeper
    and a bottle of whiskey. He opened the window
    and yelled, "it's 1975 stupid; and oh yeah,
    lose the beard!"

    --JAVA
    counting time at the Coffee Shop

  • GinnyTosken
    GinnyTosken

    Caption:
    "No kidding! There's a woman on jw.com with boobs this big."

  • JW72
    JW72

    Caption:

    "...but lord, how can I dry my dishes?, I can't find my tea-towel....

    Chris

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