Song 113 - "We are Jehovah's Witnesses"

by Simon 46 Replies latest jw friends

  • qwerty
    qwerty
  • crownboy
    crownboy

    Very funny, Simon.

    Go therefore and baptize the people in the name of the father and of the son... what the hell, we just need to bring up the yearbook numbers!

  • zanex
    zanex

    BBBWWAAHHHH HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was some of the funniest shit i have seen in a long time! hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • saltiest
    saltiest

    I just can't get those songs out of my head!! Too funny, though.

    The sad thing, I haven't stepped foot in a KH for over seven years, but those songs are still there. Sadly, when I was trying to think of songs to sing to my newborn a few months ago the "Life without end" song ran over and over and over in my head. I had to go turn on the radio to get my mind on another song.

    I remember looking forward to having children so I could sing the songs to them. I get sick just thinking about them now.

  • dedalus
    dedalus

    Hilarious, Simon! ROTFLMFAO!

    Dedalus

  • Doc_jedd
    Doc_jedd

    I realy have to stay away from these "song" threads, its terrible every time someone mentions a song title I know its gonna play in my head for days!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jedd
    P.S. Simon your rewrite was hilarious!

  • Reborn2002
    Reborn2002

    This is arguably the most recognizable JW song.

    Almost a year removed from setting foot in a Kingdom Hall, and I can still recite the lines from memory to this song.

    Mind control and conditioning? Obviously.

    Looking back, these songs WERE AWFUL.

    Cheesy elevator-style classical music at best, with bad rhymes tossed in.

    These song threads are a good reminder of what WE LEFT.

    Good work Simon, your post definitely made me laugh, and think.

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  • LyinEyes
    LyinEyes

    And the winner of this year's song of the year, goes to ................................Simon!!!!
    (Applause , applause)

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    JanG,

    Good to 'see' ya! We missed ya. You OK?

    Cheers,
    Ozzie

    "If our hopes for peace are placed in the hands of imperfect people, they are bound to evaporate."

    - Ron Hutchcraft Surviving the Storms of Stress

  • Sirona
    Sirona

    Simon,
    LOL! Fantastic!

    I HATE those songs...especially "make the truth your own" ARGH.

    Sirona

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