If Jehovah's Witnesses Were To Have A Spin-Off Religion, What Would It Be?

by minimus 106 Replies latest jw friends

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  Junction-Guy

  Hey Jschwem, I remember my Dad talking about a group of "apostates" called jehovah's christian witnesses, apparently someone was on vacation down there in Florida and stumbled onto one of their kingdom halls, do you know if they still exist there in Louisiana, and if they really do maintain their own kingdom halls? I have often thought this was just a rumor or urban legend.

  Anyway back to the topic- There is a Baptist group in East Tennessee that that is very very small called the primitive baptist union, they have been nicknamed the "no hellers" because they dont believe in hell. I guess theJW's could rename themselves the "no hellers-2" or the "original no hellers"

  " new lighter's"

  I cant think of any more right now

  Dave
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  NeonMadman

  The "Do-Mores"
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  Badger

  Freewill Witnesses of Jehovah
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  Junction-Guy

  Now why didnt I think of that Badger?? That was a good one.

  Dave
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  truthseeker1

  Kinggom proclaimers,

  Birdfood declarers,

  Brain washers for Jehovah,

  Child Molester protectors of Jehovah,

  Church of circular reasoning,

  First Church of Bible based publications
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  Pole

  The Revelation Locust Brigades of Jehovah's Witnesses
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  Mary

  JWs: The Next Generation

  The Believers

  The Re-Organized Church of Yahweh of Latter-Day-Dorks

  The Church of Don't-Practice-Anything-that's-Fun

  The Return of the Borganization---Resistence is Futile. Everyone Welcome whether you want to or not.
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  minimus

  "The Do Mores"
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  willy_think

  Didn't i read some time ago on this board that a splinter group in eastern Europe calls themselves "Jehovah's True witnesses?"
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  BrendaCloutier

  The Unorthodox Reformed Freethinking Non-fundamental Witnesses for Jehovah aka Jehovah's Apostates

  Actually, I think many of us (if not most) could form our own splinter group called

  A.C.O.R.N.

  Adult Children Of Religious Nuts

  -bren