If Jehovah's Witnesses Were To Have A Spin-Off Religion, What Would It Be?

by minimus 106 Replies latest jw friends

  • xjw_b12
    xjw_b12

    "The People's Temple Kingdom Hall"

    Headquartered in Jonestown Guyana.

    Kool-Aid anyone?

  • New Castles
    New Castles

    I was just thinking about this last night...You know how the corp has split...what if The Christian Congregation of Jehovah's Witnesses and The Watchtower Bible and Tract Society split....I wonder how the GB would handle that

  • minimus
    minimus

    The Watchtower Witness & Tract Society

  • ohiocowboy
    ohiocowboy

    Jehovah's Biblical Bipolar Burnouts... Crazy


  • Englishman
    Englishman

    Jehovah's Non-Fellating Witnesses.

    Englishman.

  • minimus
    minimus

    Englishman, is that like the "Oral Majority"?

  • dorothy
    dorothy

    The Service-ites.

    The Gay and Other Well-Groomed Men Society

    The Fashion Advice Associates

    The Univited Guest-ites

  • Undecided
    Undecided

    The Real Truth Walkers

    The Newest Light Handlers

    Nonworldly Christains

    Spiritual Paradisers

    End-Time Proclaimers

    Reformed Door Knockers

    Ken P.

  • iiz2cool
    iiz2cool

    Watchtower Programming Co.
    We don't program software - we program people!


    Jehovah's Statistic Gatherers


    Wankers of the Watchtower


    Jehovah Junkies Motorcycle Club
    Ride or Die!!!


    Apostates R US


    Jehovah's Church of the Holy Bookbag

  • jschwehm
    jschwehm

    Actually we had a group break off in South Louisiana that called themselves Jehovah's Christian Witnesses.

    Jeff S.

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