If Jehovah's Witnesses Were To Have A Spin-Off Religion, What Would It Be? (page 2)

True Witnesses, "The Slave", Farkelites

The Proselytes

Kingdom Comers

The Misled Millions

The Disturbers (We wake you up from a hangover on Saturday morning)

The Right or Wrongs

The Second Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses

The New Jehovah's Witnesses

The 21st Century Jehovah's Witnesses

HappyDad

Activists 4 Armageddon

The Most Holy Church of You Can Do Nothing Right

Door to Door Ding Dongs Under Heaven...d.d.d.d.u.h.

Witnesses About Repairing Peoples Exit Depression or W.A.R.P.E.D.

Quietly Utilizing Angels in the Coming Kingdom Season or Q.U.A.C.K.S.

edited cuz i was bored and decided to try again.

Jehovah's Witnesses Lite

All the benefits with 1/3 less guilt.

i wouldnt wish that on my worst enemy

Jehovah's Apostate Witnesses - we're the same... just no meetings or door-to-door

Oh god... well, howabout McJehovah?

I suppose once it started it would kind of snowball

'True Christian Witnesses of Yehwah' would lead to 'Truer CWoY' and it would end up like Life of Brian and the People's Front of Judea et. al.

SPLITTERS!!

Joke names is better...

Roaming Doorknockism?

The Bastard Congregation of Sunday morning slumber shatterers?

Jaracz's Jackasses...

The New Lighters

The Awakened Witnesses

The Free Congregation of Jehovah

The Reformed Watchtower Society

The 1914 True Believers of Jehovah

Jehovah's Testifyers.....Old Testament Christians....."The Way" aka "Our Way".......Our Way For Yahweh

If Jehovah's Witnesses Were To Have A Spin-Off Religion, What Would It Be?