True Witnesses, "The Slave", Farkelites
If Jehovah's Witnesses Were To Have A Spin-Off Religion, What Would It Be?
The Misled Millions
The Disturbers (We wake you up from a hangover on Saturday morning)
The Right or Wrongs
The Second Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses
The New Jehovah's Witnesses
The 21st Century Jehovah's Witnesses
Activists 4 Armageddon
The Most Holy Church of You Can Do Nothing Right
Door to Door Ding Dongs Under Heaven...d.d.d.d.u.h.
Witnesses About Repairing Peoples Exit Depression or W.A.R.P.E.D.
Quietly Utilizing Angels in the Coming Kingdom Season or Q.U.A.C.K.S.
edited cuz i was bored and decided to try again.
Jehovah's Witnesses Lite
All the benefits with 1/3 less guilt.
i wouldnt wish that on my worst enemy
Jehovah's Apostate Witnesses - we're the same... just no meetings or door-to-door
Oh god... well, howabout McJehovah?
I suppose once it started it would kind of snowball
'True Christian Witnesses of Yehwah' would lead to 'Truer CWoY' and it would end up like Life of Brian and the People's Front of Judea et. al.
Joke names is better...
The Bastard Congregation of Sunday morning slumber shatterers?
The New Lighters
The Awakened Witnesses
The Free Congregation of Jehovah
The Reformed Watchtower Society
The 1914 True Believers of Jehovah
Jehovah's Testifyers.....Old Testament Christians....."The Way" aka "Our Way".......Our Way For Yahweh