What do the angels do all day? (page 4)

gumby

In Noah's time, they cruised for earthly chicks all the time. Now God won't let them do that. God is no fun to hang out with.

I was thinkin along the lines of fark...........sex.

Hey.....who says angels don't do it? Jesus said they didn't marry, but said nothing about sexual pleasures. Maybe in heaven you don't need to be married as everyone is free and it's OK there as marriage was an "earthly thing". Maybe that's why the terrorist muslims believe they get 40 virgin women babes in heaven if they give their life for allah. That's it.....angels are waiting for Muslim, human terrorist, sexual sugar-daddies, to die and go to heaven!

Gumby

xenawarrior

Maybe in heaven you don't need to be married as everyone is free and it's OK there as marriage was an "earthly thing".

No Gumbtimetraveler, that isn't Heaven, that's the 60's !!

shotgun

Actually we have alot of Angels here in Canada.

Most of them drive Harleys and are involved in the drug and sex trade but are really sweet when you get to know them!

Those other angels with the halo's are usually busy driving those big wheeled things with eyes all around. The angels with four heads get confused about which way to go even though the Lion gets first choice and most of the other angels are busy helping out in the preaching work..chasing dogs away from publishers and important stuff like that.

shamus

Angels and Hells Angels have one thing in common; most people who know them don't admit it. The ones that do are wacko and end up being wacked.

dorothy

Funny you should ask...yesterday a dubbie told me that they follow people around in service helping them to be successful.

JH

follow people around in service helping them be successful.

Sounds like a guardian angel...

Undecided

Some times they turn into snakes with legs and try to get people to eat forbidden fruit. Sometimes they have swords and guard paradise, sometimes they take the sword and kill 185,000 people in one night. Sometimes they knock-up women and have giants for children. At other times they get in humans but if they can't stay they will go into pigs and run off a cliff. Sometimes they just argue with God.

They stay busy.

Ken P.

Woman know your place

According to the Bible, angels watch over us. According to the Bible, some angels once came to earth and 'had relations' with women they fancied.

Does that mean that angels see us having sex/getting undressed etc and get off on it? Is it like porn for them?

dmouse

When Jesus came to Earth didn't the scripture say he was made 'a little lower than angels'? This would mean that the gulf between men and angels isn't as big as the gulf between, say, men and ants. Which means we should easily be able to have an idea of what they do.

I get the impression that they stand in line around God's throne all day worshipping him. Sounds pretty boring for an intelligent creature if you ask me. No wonder some of 'em rebelled.

Abaddon

Look at naked Earth-chicks and play with themselves.

What do the angels do all day?

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