I'm waiting to have this experience.....

Frannie Banannie

A Jdub (or pair of 'em) comes to my door with the mags......I ask them..."Are you from Earth?"
They look bewildered, saying, "yes..."
I say, "Sorry, I don't trust earthling men/women." (smirk)
And shut the door.
WildHorses

You've never experienced a blank page?
Frannie Banannie

LOL, WH...you were to fast on the"draw"....I'm gonna hafta nickname you "Quickdraw"
WildHorses

That's me! LOL
Stefanie

I know what ya mean. I have been out for 3 years already and not once have they knocked on my door.
Could have some serious fun with them.
Frannie Banannie

That's me! LOL

Actually, I hit the wrong button... and had to edit...
Country_Woman

you are day dreaming.....
Frannie Banannie

I know what ya mean. I have been out for 3 years already and not once have they knocked on my door.
Could have some serious fun with them.

Well, Stef...I've been out...hmmmm....lessee now.....over 12 yrs.....they've come to my door about 3 or 4 times during that period of time and I'm really shy about confrontations...don't like 'em worth a hoot.....so it took me this long to come up with that little nugget, but they can't argue out of this one....they pull their pants on one leg at a time just like everybody else...maybe it'll give 'em somethin' to talk about....and think about, eh?
Frannie Banannie

you are day dreaming.....
WildHorses

LoL Fannie, just tell them that Jesus spoke to you the minute they knocked on the door and told you they were the Anti-Christ and to shun them. he he