silly lines in the bible

by stillajwexelder 34 Replies latest jw friends

  • catchthis
    catchthis

    (Job 21:24) 24 [When] his own thighs have become full of fat And the very marrow of his bones is being kept moist.

    Where is this breast milk again??

  • drwtsn32
    drwtsn32
    Where is this breast milk again??

    You need to read that verse in the KJV...

  • RunningMan
    RunningMan

    Ezekiel 23 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

  • RunningMan
    RunningMan

    1 Kings 16 11 And it came to pass, when he began to reign, as soon as he sat on his throne, that he slew all the house of Baasha: he left him not one that pisseth against a wall, neither of his kinsfolks, nor of his friends.

  • catchthis
    catchthis

    Ez. 23:20 brings new meaning to the term, "And I'm hung like a horse."

    Now I can tell my girlfriend that I am merely paraphrasing from the bible.

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