silly lines in the bible

by stillajwexelder 34 Replies latest jw friends

  • Frannie Banannie
    Frannie Banannie
    Leviticus 11:23
    But all other flying creeping things, which have four feet, shall be an abomination unto you.

    What the #@%! are these???? Insects?????

    LOL, Tasha!!! Ever hear of the saying, "when donkeys fly"?

    Frannie B

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    (Genesis 2:5) . . .Now there was as yet no bush . . .

    And shortly thereafter Eve was created.

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    LOL Elsewhere - brilliantly subtle

  • drwtsn32
    drwtsn32

    From the KJV...

    1 Sam 18:10: The evil spirit from God came upon Saul, and he prophesied.

    Job 21:24: His breasts are full of milk.

  • Satanus
    Satanus
    Job 21:24: His breasts are full of milk.

    Gosh, that's in the bible!!??

    S

  • Tashawaa
    Tashawaa
    "when donkeys fly"?

    Frannie - they're unclean... so wouldn't it be "when pigs fly?"

  • Frannie Banannie
    Frannie Banannie
    "when donkeys fly"?
    Frannie - they're unclean... so wouldn't it be "when pigs fly?"

    hmmmmm......Tash, if you say so

  • metatron
    metatron

    I got ya beat!

    Ecc. 11:3

    " and if a tree fails to the south or if to the north, in the place where the tree falls, there

    it will prove to be."

    and don't forget

    Rahab the harlot was declared righteous by works.

    metatron

  • Brummie
    Brummie
    " and if a tree fails to the south or if to the north, in the place where the tree falls, there

    it will prove to be."

    hmmm, sounds like a skit out of a monty python film.

    I'm sure this all to do with translation rather than what was actually written.

  • czarofmischief
    czarofmischief

    I've thought that the point of that scripture was that if humans don't change things, then nature will just happen without us...

    CZAR

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