by Celtic 40 Replies latest jw friends
I love this thread! I love this thread! Nakedly I run through cyberspace munching on Peppermint patties screaming yelling mindlessly " We represent the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild" Woo hoo! Nah nah nah nah nah.... no one can judge me now!!!! Wheeee!!!!!
Gawd, that felt good!!!!-
But..... but... but.....
Butt... butt... butt.....
I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE... You ruddy balmpots can't deny, that when a lass walks in with a really tiny waist and a plump thing in your face you get CANTANKEROUS.
FMZ
Celtic raises an eye brow at Fmz, thats enough, go and sit in the corner and stick a sock in it. You cannot recapture what was lost.
Don?t Be Square ? eat them square
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*sniff*
HEY!!! I"M HURT! I tried doing the SAME idea on a thread a few months ago, and where were ALL OF YOU THEN??? HUH??? I'm reading this gorgeous crap and I'm JEALOUS cuz you all didn't post on MY thread!! Maybe I wasn't a big enuf lunatic, like HIMSELF===> Celtie................
Terri
You can go and sit in the corner too. Celty diassociates Avishai, Fmz and Sunnygal41 from this thread.
I Feel Better Than James Brown
Was (Not Was)
When we were in love I pretended you didn't exist
That way I loved you more
You suggested we get married and move into a house
I suggested that we jump overboard
And live underwater in the lost city of Atlantis
Where mermaids sing
And tuxedoed dolphins bring you breakfast
One year later I was transfered to the moon
Worse pay, better hours
I was transfered to the moon
Worse pay, better fellow workers
I built our love out of blood
I went to the dentist and told him "take out my heart"
I feel better than James Brown
I feel better now
I feel better than James Brown
I was attending Mardi Gras with Fidel Castro
Buxom cross dressers threw fake gold coins at our feet
As we discussed the fate of the revolution
Suddenly, CIA men dressed in bikinis
Tried to stab us with fountain pens
Fidel blew mustard gas from his cigar
And immobalized the lot of them
19 tequilas later we had a deal
Havana goes back to the mob
And Fidel and I open a chain of Kentucky Fried Chicken shops
Ain't life sweet? I feel good
I feel better than James Brown
I feel better now
I feel better than James Brown
I feel better now, how do you feel?
Drunk Birthday Ramblings
The time is here for beer my dear
To pound 151and collapse in the sun
For [name withheld] I sported nothing but pizzaz
But she was stolen by some stupid Chad
But do not worry for I am done
The day of all ending the Rapture has come
I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE... You ruddy balmpots can't deny, that when a lass walks in with a really tiny waist and a plump thing in your face you get CANTANKEROUS.
LMAO pass the mojo will ya fmz?!
