Does anyone know how to microwave eggs?

by ball. 44 Replies latest jw friends

  • ball.
    like it only takes 3 mins to boil or fry one, you in a rush or sumpthink? Lol

    errrrr, 5 mins I've been boiling em for, plus bring it to the boil. Anyway, I like to get everything done the night before - I mean look how late I am to bed right now. Then in the morning - I like to chill, nothing much to do. I iron my shirt, shave and shower all the night before. When I get up, everything is all prepared and I sit and watch the news while drinking strong coffee and smoking a few. Thats the way I like it.

  • Gadget
    Shit - I just realised I haven't got any eggs for the morning!!! Oh well, plans now on hold.

    You mean after all this you've ran out of eggs? Come one B, we'll have to whip you into shape at the bbq, lol.

  • Gadget

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    It's a hand-crafted ceramic head sporting a quizzical expression and a huge nose. To use it, you crack an egg into the separator and tilt it forward.

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  • franklin J
    franklin J

    ...I hate to admit that I attempted to hard boil an egg in the microwave literally blew the microwave apart.

    Thank goodness we were eating dinner and the children were at the dining room table eating as the glass and metal of the actual microwave oven acted like shrapnel and blew across the kitchen.

    My wife insists that I not microwave any eggs....

  • Elsewhere

    I once saw something at walmart (in the kitchen appliance area) for cooking eggs. They were little plastic dishes that you put the eggs in for cooking. The eggs would turn out looking like eggs over easy.

  • Lehaa

    Instructions on how to cook an egg in the microwave:

    Pierce hole in top and bottom of egg, make sure you pierce to membrane.

    Place egg in a microwave proof dish.

    Cook on high for 3 minutes.

    Stand and watch egg turn on turntable.

    Wait for it to explode.

    Open mocrowave door, clean up mess.

    Get saucepan out of cupboard...............

    I've never been able to do it, i find it just a easy to do it in a saucepan, I just boil the water in the jug/kettle first to make it faster.

  • ballistic

    Well, I just wanted to get back to everyone to say that I am boiling my egg each morning, save the flack jackets and armour plating!!!

  • Gadget

    Yellow belly chicken...........

  • ballistic

    The egg came first, then the chicken.

  • Gadget

    The chicken came first.........

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