Can we say anything good about the WTS?

by iiz2cool 28 Replies latest jw friends

  • truthseeker1
    truthseeker1

    They patrol neighborhoods in the AM so your house is less likely to get broken into.

    Great for punchlines in jokes...

    A great example for others when explaining "how not to live your life"

    Really clean windows.

    Great Websites like this are made to counsel those who left.

    Good for the mental health therapists, who make money off of people trying to shed the fear of that God will kill them if they don't bother their neighbors every Saturday morning.

  • Sunspot
    Sunspot

    The only positive thing I can think of is that they have accurate spelling in their publications, although I'm positive that the subject matter is far from accurate.

  • franklin J
    franklin J

    I will admit that I learned the meaning of self discipline from my JW experience; but that is all I can credit them for.

    The rest is negative criticism.

  • ColdRedRain
    ColdRedRain

    Ummm.... out in the ruals and suburbs of Minnesota, alot of the older JW women are cute :)

  • L_A_Big_Dawg
    L_A_Big_Dawg

    It'll be a "good" thing when this religion bites the dust.

    LABD

  • Mary
    Mary

    I get all the religious answers on Jeopardy right because of them.

  • frankiespeakin
    frankiespeakin

    If you want to learn how to lie and be obscure in writing style, they furnish lots of good examples.

    If you ever want to start your own cult and are not sure how to use the bible, to support your claims,, reading the WT will help.

  • integ
    integ

    -No Smoking

    -Don't fight in wars ( if everyone did this, think how good that would be)

    -No Trinity belief

    -No Hell fire doctrine

    THAT'S IT.

    That is my honest assessment. And before anyone calls me a witness sympathizer, read my other posts, and you will see that I am just being as honest as possible. You'll also find that I am a complete lunatic.

    Thanks,

    Integ.

  • truthseeker1
    truthseeker1

    Witness Sympathizer!!

    Oh wait...let me read your other posts.....

    ....Nevermind...

  • Valis
    Valis
    You'll also find that I am a complete lunatic.

    hey now! I resemble that remark!

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer of the "Bedlam" class

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