How to Be a Republican - A Primer

by Michael3000 91 Replies latest social current

  • Michael3000
    Michael3000

    Ah, thank you, Pat. True enough - it should have been specified. Neo-cons are much more radical in their thinking than your run-of-the-mill conservative republicans.

  • Crazy151drinker
    Crazy151drinker
    Did you happen to read the recent story in Fortune magazine about that company

    Sure did. A perfect example of how Unions can destroy a company. Unions are going to cause the eventual demise of Vons, Albertsons, and Ralphs. They cannot compete with Costco's, Kmarts, and Sams Clubs due to their rediculous wages. You should not make $30 an hour scanning groceries. A 5 year old can do it.

  • Richie
    Richie

    DEMOCRAT MEMO to "Journalists":

    Make sure to report only BAD news, to make viewers and readers think we're in a quagmire.

    Make sure to report, infer, and imply that the "insurrection" is throughout Iraq, and not localized to a small area of a vast country.

    Make sure to report a handful of Iraqi citizen human interest stories about how they've suffered under the "occupation," to create the impression that the entire population resents us and wants to return to Saddam.

    Make sure to use the words "invasion" and "occupation" - never "liberation."

    Make sure to report US military mistakes, missteps, and the conflicting analyses that inevitably happens on the battlefield - but never successes.

    Always refer to Coalition presence there as "The US," "us," "we," and "our" - and ignore the thirty-some other countries involved in the effort.

    Make sure to spotlight the relatively few returning dead or wounded soldiers and ignore the thousands who returned safely, alive and confident in the work being done there.

    Further, ask those who are family survivors to their faces: "How do you feel about losing your loved one?" and "How do you feel about the Iraq War."

    Focus always on yellow ribbons, funerals and the gloom-induced malaise necessary to pressure for withdrawal.

    Always report on the tired old "Rent-A-Mob" protests numbering in the handfuls, as conclusive proof most Americans don't support the war.

    Remember, your job as Journalists is to advocate and spin a point of view at all times harmful to George W. Bush and US interests, never to report the FACTS.

  • Richie
    Richie

    Liberals claim President Bush shouldn't have started this war.

    They complain about his prosecution of it. One liberal recently claimed Bush was the worst president in U.S. history. Let's clear up one point: We didn't start the war on terror. Try to remember, it was started by terrorists BEFORE 9/11. Let's look at the "worst" president and mismanagement claims.

    FDR led us into World War II. Germany never attacked us: Japan did. From 1941-1945, 450,000 lives were lost, an average of 112,500 per year.

    Truman finished that war and started one in Korea, North Korea never attacked us. From 1950-1953, 55,000 lives were lost, an average of 18,333 per year.

    John F. Kennedy started the Vietnam conflict in 1962. Vietnam never attacked us.

    Johnson turned Vietnam into a quagmire. From 1965-1975, 58,000 lives were lost, an average of 5,800 per year.

    Clinton went to war in Bosnia without UN or French consent, Bosnia never attacked us. He was offered Osama bin Laden's head on a platter three times by Sudan and did nothing. Osama has attacked us on multiple occasions.

    In the two years since terrorists attacked us, President Bush has liberated two countries, crushed the Taliban, crippled al-Qaida, put nuclear inspectors in Lybia, Iran and North Korea without firing a shot, and captured a terrorist who slaughtered 300,000 of his own people. We lost 600 soldiers. Bush did all this abroad while not allowing another terrorist attack at home.

    Worst president in history? Come on! The Democrats are complaining about how long the war is taking, but...

    It took less time to take Iraq than it took Janet Reno to take the Branch Davidian compound. That was a 51 day operation.

    We've been looking for evidence of chemical weapons in Iraq for less time than it took Hillary Clinton to find the Rose Law Firm billing records.

    It took less time for the 3rd Infantry Division and the Marines to destroy the Medina Republican Guard than it took Teddy Kennedy to call the police after his Oldsmobile sank at Chappaquiddick.

    It took less time to take Iraq than it took to count the votes in Florida!!!!

  • Crazy151drinker
    Crazy151drinker

    Janet Reno is a quagmire

  • Richie
    Richie

    If you want to be a GOOD Democrat, there are
    some prerequisites you must have first. Compare the below and see how you rate.

    1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

    2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

    3. You have to believe that guns, in the hands of law-abiding Americans, are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology, in the hands of Chinese communists.

    4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.

    5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs.

    6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.

    7. You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on demand.

    8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

    9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists from Seattle do.

    10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

    11. You have to believe the military, not corrupt politicians, start wars.

    12. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

    13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

    14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinmen are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee or Thomas Edison.

    15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides aren't.

    16. You have to believe Hillary Clinton is really a lady.

    17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried, is because the right people haven't been in charge.

    18. You have to believe Republicans telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and sex offender belongs in the White House.

    19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites and bestiality should be constitutionally protected and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

    20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic party funding by the Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United States.

  • Richie
    Richie

    1. What president has done more to destroy the US Military since WWII than Poor Billeeee???

    2. What President has raise taxes more than any other president than Poor Billeeee???

    3. What other President has increased the size of Government more than Poor Billeeeee???

    4. What President has lied more than Poor Billeeee???

    5. What President has done more against the black race than Slick Willeeee and did not get credit for it???

    6. What other President has used drugs in the Oral Office more than Sir William of Hope????

    7. What other President has done more to destroy the Constitution than Boy Clinton???

    8. What other President has move us toward One World Goverment with the United Nations than Twinkle Toes Cllinton????

    9. What other President has had more people around him drop dead than Sir Bacula of Little Rock????

    10. What other president has almost started a war anytime attacked in the media than Ole Billeee boy, ole Billeee boy we love you SO???

  • Crazy151drinker
    Crazy151drinker

    21. You have to believe that any US Miltiary engagments is wrong and imperialistic, but any foriegn country has the right to start holocausts and its none of our business.

    22. You have to believe that Blacks are oppressed in the U.S. and we should do something about it, but yet have no problems with 800,000 Rwandians getting massacred.

    23. You have to believe that we need to feed the people of the world yet want to do nothing against the dictators who starve their own people.

  • Simon
    Simon
    ignore the thirty-some other countries involved in the effort

    Care to tell us who these countries are and the number of troops they have contributed?

  • patio34
    patio34

    Simon:

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