Imagine trying to explain it to a policeman after an accident...."No officer, I'm not drunk. I was merely trying to focus on a floater....." They'd have you locked up and on Prozac before you took your next breath!!!
ROLFL bull01lay!
I used to have a very distracting floater problem. Every time I turned my head, there was a trail of sparks and floaters streaming across my visual field. Then I stopped daily psychedelic use. Problem solved. I do miss the little buggers, though!