"it's not you, it's me ..." (page 2)

Maverick

Oh, ya! Heard them all and used them all too!

The important thing is to just bottomline the whole thing. Whatever "line" is used the point is, "the other person does not want you anymore!!!!!!" A person feels how they feel. They should not have to justify their feelings. When this painful thing happens...and we all have had it happen, we don't want to be some weak, pleading baby.....Better to go with dignity and move on! Maverick

dustyb

(guy) - "Hey baby, i'm sick!"

(girl) - "You don't look sick..."

(guy) - "I'm f**kin my sister, is that sick enough?"

heheheheheh

Frantic

Ive used it once or twice........even though Im a good liar, no one believes the "its not you, its me" speech - its another way of saying "We are not compatible, oh and there is someone else I like better...."

Frantic

And yes.....nice guys do finish last. So c'mon nice guys! Start being assholes!

dustyb

i've used this one before...

"hey, you're a good looking girl, but i don't like you because you're a whore. you cheated on me and f**ked my best friend, get away from me slut"

dustyb

by the way, i thought this story related to this post, and its pretty funny

The wedding gift

...You gotta love this guy..... This is a true story about a recent wedding
that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and
even Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the
reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to
support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and
his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish
reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give
everyone a special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was
a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to
open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with
the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had
hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just
watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the
best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F---
you!". Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding
out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing
were wrong. His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a
300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and
best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends - $32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion - $3,000.

Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui - $8,500.

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
humping the best man. ......Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
MASTERCARD.

Maverick

If I was the father of the bride, the groom would need a year or so to recover ...and the best man's body would never be found. Maverick

talesin

frantic

Nice guys don't always finish last - it just feels like that cause you care. TIP: start being 'nice' to the right people.

bikerchic, I couldn't agree more (not wasting time when it's 'over').

puternut

" I feel you aren't in love with me, do you want to break up? Because if you don't want, to I'll do if for you"

... nope, this one's not passive-aggressive at all ...

arrowstar - they were fools, every one of em!!!!

mac - rash ...... heheheheh

lmao @ dustyb

"hey, you're a good looking girl, but i don't like you because you're a whore. you cheated on me and f**ked my best friend, get away from me slut"

direct, honest, succinct !!

maverick - spot on; when it's over, it's over. Keeping one's dignity is ever-so-important when dumped.

talesin

(of the, 'hates to be dumped, hates to do it to others' Klass)

dustyb

yea, a lot of people know me for being pretty sincere and straight to the point. i don't like to fart around...

"it's not you, it's me ..."

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