by robhic 25 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
For thousand of years, it has been written down that satan will be thrown into the abyss along with his minions
For thousands of years other idiots have taught similar stories that sound just like the one in the bible. If people are braindead enough to believe these stories as I did most of my life, then I guess they'll have to live with this fear of displeasing god for the rest of their lives. I'm glad I took another look at this matter and found out what I did.
Gumby
Must be why armageddon didn't come in 1975. W satan refusing to cooperate, we'll never get there.
SS
How you been SS?
Good, mr kim. It's been busy too. Thanks for stopping by again.
SS
If Satan leads this world, surely he knows what being "on strike" means!He sits on his hands - and the Watchtower is, once again, proved to be a fase
prophet.
What if Satan has been sitting on his hands for a long time already? Are WE the ones capable of all the evil in the world? Weren't we made in God's image? What does that say about his creation?
O would be pissed, because as an advocate I would have to learn all new stuff, downgrade my skills and be nice for a freakin change...sheesh...stupid dieties..
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
Proof! Proof and Proof! What is wrong with proof? Right?
About Satan you say?
"Divulge only as much information as necessary to elicit the reaction you need."
Mr. Kim
Sorry, it's to late, 'he sold his soul to the Devil!'
Guest 77
I'm sure Satan doesn't give a shit about what happens in future. He's par-tey-ying and then will just be blinked out of existence. Doesn't sound that bad.
Sirona
Satan shouldn't be too unhappy. After all, he's going to win the bet. Most humans throughout history have failed to live up to YHWH's requirements, which is apparently what the bet was about. YHWH of course is going to destroy Satan and all those who followed him (whether they meant to or not) and pretend that He won. Satan will be the moral victor though.
