First Apsotachillifest Texas Style!

by Valis 1484 Replies latest members meetups

  • gumby
    gumby

    Yea.....I suppose I could party all night with ya .....cept for the fact I pass out easy. A couple of "puffs" and a few beers and I can sleep under a damn bridge on a matress with homeless stains all over it and a few cockroaches. I'm a wimpy bastard.

    *god I'm a liar*

    Gumbeer

  • Valis
    Valis
    A couple of "puffs" and a few beers and I can sleep under a damn bridge on a matress with homeless stains all over it and a few cockroaches. I'm a wimpy bastard.

    sounds like you don't need that hotel room afterall...*LOL*

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • gumby
    gumby

    Dude! I just figured it all out! Damn I'm good!

    I'll just get wasted over at someones room and pass out! Who's gonna kick out ol' drunk gumby who can't even walk with pee pee all over his self ? Nobody I tell ya! I'm in!

    Gumby

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe
    Who's gonna kick out ol' drunk gumby who can't even walk with pee pee all over his self ?

    Ermmm.
    I'm just that kind of b*st*rd!

  • Princess
    Princess

    I haven't been to Texas in about 10 years. I reckon it's time. Mulan agreed to babysit. If only the airfares were lower...what the hell.

    Room for two more?

    Um, we'll get our own room thank you sorry Gumby, I've already got a roommate.

    Rachel

  • gumby
    gumby
    Ermmm.
    I'm just that kind of b*st*rd!

    Well.....you just went down about 12 notches in my book then little mister! I took you as a good samaritan who would take me to his room.......give me food and drink.......and stuff........, clean me up, doctor my black eye wound from hitting the bedpost when I fell, and tuck me in and tell me a nightime apostate story like my mom never did.

    And here I thought I knew you............you bastard you!!!!!!!!

    Gumby

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    Princess:EXCELLENT!!!!

    Gumby:You really want me to put some vinegar and oil on those cuts?
    S'ok, I'll buy ya a beer, to make up for it

    LT of the "talks in his sleep, and doesn't like giving incriminating evidence" class.

  • gumby
    gumby

    I'll bet you 10 bucks you snor.......doncha? I can tell by your avatar you snor.

    ( how in the hell do you spell snor?) snoor, snore, snor.

    Gumby

  • Princess
    Princess

    OK, I just booked the flight and hotel. Can someone please help me out by summarizing the last 44 pages? This could take all night just to figure our who is going and what the plans are.

    Please?

    Rachel

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    Gumby:No, I don't snore, ya ignorant b*st*rd!

    Rachel:
    Valis will likely summarise it before long.
    There's a long list of attendees, the hotel is the central venue, a restaurant booked for the Saturday night, and a few ideas are getting batted about for the rest of the period.

    Get ready to paaaaaaarty!

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