Gumbastard (as you are apparently affectionately known)...
Firstly, I don't know you that well yet, so until I find out your first name, NO spooning. I don't mind you bringing a female back to the room, as long as it is a human female (sheep is a conscience matter). You must be able to put up with LT and I having lesbian fun. If you drunkenly piss on yourself, then clean yourself up. If you drunkenly piss on me, then jump out of the window. If I drunkenly piss on myself, point and laugh, but dont post the on JWD. If Xena pisses on me, it's called a Golden Shower, so ignore it. Other than these rules, I have no objection to sharing a room. I will be staying from approximately Thursday until Tuesday. (approx 5 days). Also, I'll send you a PM with my email address so ya can send me a pic of the fargin bastage I am staying with (should you decide to be able to put up with these rules).
Little Toe... I have balls... And the reason I dont want to offend anyone is that I want to keep them attached to my nadular region. They may come in handy for teabagging someone while they are drunkenly passed out so we can make an Own3d / Priceless pic. And hey mate.. sorry for scaring ya off the Renga thread with all this talk of lesbianism and gayness... I guess neither of us are as sure of our sexuality as we thought... lmao
The ren fair thingy sounds good. I am beginning to think I am gonna have to buy a kilt just for this outing.
FMZ