First Apsotachillifest Texas Style! (page 72)

I don't get gas anymore. I'm serious! I fart less than a woman nowadays and I'm damn proud of it by gawd(even chili doesn't phase me)

Gumby

"Eat Me for this is My Body" Apostafest Dallas 2004

that one would get me in too much trouble.. I'd be coming down for the WRONG reasons..

oh my god....that is too funny hahahah

Maybe we should order a few boxes of this stuff.......notice the big pot of chili in the picture,,,,,,,,,it sure seems to stand out the most.

AAARRRRGRAHRGAHGRHGAHGRHGARHGAHGRHAGRHGH!

I have to referee a soccer tournament Mem. Day weekend!

BUT....

I can make the nightime doings...

I haven't gotten my schedule...If/when you get a itenerary down, I'll swing for what games I will cover.

on the plus side...I get $20-$50 per game...I'm sure I could shower some deserving apostababe with baubles and beads...

What kind of beads??

What kind of beads??

What kind of beads??

was that for emphasis Slippy?

we all know what kind of beads you are thinking of

Slippy got so excited at the thought of "beads" he double posted.......... But Slippy, I think he meant the necklace kind.

That wouldn't be beads then, it would be pearl...

First Apsotachillifest Texas Style!