First Apsotachillifest Texas Style! (page 70)

gumby

Well....if you look up MY kilt.....all your gonna see is a hernia brace next to thee ol' nutsack me friend.

(Lessen she gets sewed up B4 the big shabang.)

Gumby

Sassy

with all the kilts around, I won't have to worry about anyone looking up my mini skirt

whew!! (Sassy wipes her forhead)

Xena

thanks gumby for making me glad to be further up the list

btw Valis you can take tyydyy off the list..he will be babysitting that weekend!

Bradford Homesuites Dallas - Downtown2914 Harry Hines Blvd.
(the south end of Dallas Tollway at Wolf Street)
Dallas, TX 75201
Toll-free:
1-888-486-STAY (7829)
or locally at
214-965-9990
Fax: 214-965-9996

Main Event?

Saturday, May 29th Sonny Bryan's Barbeque in Dallas' West End District

I heard everything was big in texas and that it's a wideass state. So is the suites and Sonnys like ...oh.......say......80 miles apart? I'm gettin old and I hate drivin real far.

Gumby

Xena

I find that everything is at least 30 minutes away from me....STD (standard Texas distance)

bisous

Valis, i am trying to rearrange my weekend so I can come for Sunday and Monday........

I know girls who can use big words can be scary, but don't worry I'll go easy on ya.

Hula Hoop

Valis

nope...nope ya dumb Gumbastard....approximately 5 minute drive...or five minute drunken cab ride...either way..

Sincerely,

District Overbeer

Big Tex

That would be great bisous!

Are you bringing a kilt as well?

Valis

I know girls who can use big words can be scary, but don't worry I'll go easy on ya.

I sincerely doubt you want to raise my umbrage with any acrimonious remarks that might be filled with villifying yet erudite language young lady...

Sincerely,

District Overbeer

Big Tex

Truculent, if not recalcitrant.

First Apsotachillifest Texas Style!

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