I won't be able to make it that day, sorry Valis. I'll be in East Texas!
First Apsotachillifest Texas Style!
by Valis 1484 Replies latest members meetups
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Valis
Aw Tres...you will be sorely missed deary...!
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
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Valis
*LOL* Megadude did this a long time ago...
8:45 - 9:00 Song: They're Jehovah's Witless'es
9:00 - 9:30 Apostate Experiences (Billygoat, Willow)
9:30 - 10:30 Talk: Are We Stumbling Enough Sheep? - COMF
10:30 - 11:00 -- Beer Break
11:00 - 11:30 - Crisis of Conscience study (Commenting expected so make sure you study! A few copies will be available for new apostates.)
11:30 - 12:30 - DRAMA: How I Escaped the Watchtower and Became an
Elite Apostate (Elite Apostate members flying in to put on this fine costume drama)12:30 - 2:00 - Lunch, or nap off your previous beer break
2:00 - 2:15 - Song: Keep Your Eyes on Their Thighs
2:15 - 3:30 -- Keynote Address: "Morality Schmorality, or How I Threw Down my Bookbag and Picked Up a Whip" - Xena
3:30 - 4:00 -- Drinking Your Way to Cultic Recovery - JerryTx
4:00 - 4:30 -- Local District Needs: Dreds, Tats and Piercings, Are
they For Apostates? - Valis4:30 - 4:45 -- Final Song: From Whore to Whore
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
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LyinEyes
LMAO........omg,,,,,,,,funny !! Hey I might finally actually want to do a meeting part if it is like that!!!!!
Hugssssssssssssss Dede
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slipnslidemaster
Valis:
Do we have a slogan/motto/logo for this fest yet? Since it's Memorial Day weekend I was thinking that perhaps Eyegirls brilliant slogan would be good:
"Eat Me for this is My Body" Apostafest Dallas 2004
I want to have another magnet to put on my fridge next to my Dallas 2003 and Green Bay "Don't Cult the Cheese" 2003 magnets.
Anyone have any other suggestions??
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Xena
I don't mean to be a downer Slippy, but I wonder if that might not offend some of the Christian's that are attending?.....just a thought
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LyinEyes
That is funny Slippy, but like Xena said it might be offensive not only to exjw Christains, but maybe to their families that come with them , who have always been Christains.
You came up with something catchy and funny thou,,,,,,,,,so whateles can ya think of??? I know ya can....
Didnt DFW make up some really cool stickers for one of the fest??
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slipnslidemaster
Well that insensitive bitciddillyiddilydoo eyegirl came up with it anyway so what do I care?
What's next? I suppose I have to watch not to offend our fellow Islamics that come to the fest?? sheesh
How about "Put Down that Emblem and Pick up the Crack Pipe" Dallas Apostafest 2004?
or
"That's a Whole Lotta Leaven" - Dallas Apostafest 2004
"Bad Associations Spoil Useful Habits - You Betcha!!" - Dallas Apostafest 2004
"The Passion of the Slipnslidemaster" - Dallas Apostafest 2004
"Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrttttttttt" - Dallas Apostachilifest 2004
"Beans, Beans the Musical Fruit - 'nuff said" - Dallas Apostachilifest 2004
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LyinEyes
LMAO,.which is not a good idea when you drink 2 glasses of iced tea........hehe.......Slippy those are great.
"Bad Associations Spoil Useful Habits - You Betcha!!" - Dallas Apostafest 2004
Love this one.
"The Passion of the Slipnslidemaster" - Dallas Apostafest 2004
that one is hilarious..........hehe.
"Beans, Beans the Musical Fruit - 'nuff said" - Dallas Apostachilifest 2004
I just wonder who came up the idea to have chili for the fest.........don't get me wrong,,,,,,,I love chili and with beans,,,,but ya mix that with beer , etc. etc. and there is some potential for some embarrassing moments.
If you think it was stuffy in those little rooms at the Bradford, can you imagine what it is going to be like. Some , I am sure will try to be sly and there will be plenty of the Silent But Deadly , you know whats.
Those windows do open at the Bradford right?
Will we get kicked out for complaints from 3 floors down at the odors emmitting from the apostate floor??
, make you wonder huh?
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Xena
I just wonder who came up the idea to have chili for the fest.........don't get me wrong,,,,,,,I love chili and with beans,,,,but ya mix that with beer , etc. etc. and there is some potential for some embarrassing moments.
If you think it was stuffy in those little rooms at the Bradford, can you imagine what it is going to be like. Some , I am sure will try to be sly and there will be plenty of the Silent But Deadly , you know whats.
Are we creating our own version of apostate hell????