First Apsotachillifest Texas Style!

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  • slipnslidemaster
    slipnslidemaster

    "Then tell them, 'This is what Slippy the Almighty, the Gog of JWD, says: Drink, get drunk and DO NOT HURL, and fall to rise no more because of the sword I will send among you.' 28 But if they refuse to take the slippy cup from your hand and drink, tell them, 'This is what Slippy the Almighty says: You must drink it! 29 See, I am beginning to bring disaster on the city that bears my Name, and will you indeed go unpunished with no hangover? You will not go unpunished, for I am calling down a sword upon all who live on the earth, declares Slippy the Almighty.'

    - St. Valis 25:27-29

    Valis and I differ on the translation of this part of the Book of St. Valis. I think his translation of the word "drinctåbleünder" as "Valis Almighty" is incorrect. According to the new fragments in the Tokêmalòt scrolls (TS23-PUF), it should be translated "Slippy the Almighty". It is interesting because in most parts of the book of St. Valis, Valis Almighty IS considered the Gog of JWD. This could be a translation error or something between the Gog of JWD and Slippy the Almighty. Obviously, Valis and I differ as well as several prominent translators. It could be that translators mistook "drinctåbleünder" for "dredtåbleünder", a common error.

    Slippy the Almighty ("drinctåbleünder") was the Aramaic God of Liquor and all things Alcoholic.

  • Valis
    Valis

    I will not stand for such blasphemy! slippy...I hope you have healed from the last time cuz there are pinchings on your tab!

    Soncerely,

    District Overbeer

  • slipnslidemaster
    slipnslidemaster

    You mean there weren't?? crap.

  • flower
    flower

    lmao!

  • FMZ
    FMZ

    OK, so I'm gonna get raped by Slippy, Valis is going to pinch me until I bruise, Lyin is gonna bonk me on the head, Xena is going to sacrifice me, and all this while sharing a room with the Gumbastard himself. And god knows what the lesbian scotsman has in store for me.

    I think I'll just go ahead and cancel.

    FMZ

  • LyinEyes
    LyinEyes

    FMZ = ..............

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    FMZ:

    And god knows what the lesbian scotsman has in store for me.

    Slippy:Happy board birthday, dude

  • FMZ
    FMZ

    I've heard it through the grapevine (that grapevine being XENA) that you all just want me to be there so you can have my apostafest virginity plucked from me like a common aposta-whore.

    If this is really the case... then bring on the plane tickets baby!

    And LT... I think I am gonna just wear pants. If I wear a kilt and you are wearing one too... that is just way too easy access for ya. I have to at least have time to put up a fight. Lesbiastard.

    FMZ

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    Do you mean pants or pants?

    Coz you could probably wear the kilt with either.
    With one, likely nobody would know, and with the other you'd look odd.
    Either way, you'll be happy in the haze of a drunken hour...

    Now get those darned tickets bought, slothful youth!!!

  • FMZ
    FMZ
    Coz you could probably wear the kilt with either.
    With one, likely nobody would know, and with the other you'd look odd.
    Either way, you'll be happy in the haze of a drunken hour...

    So poetic... almost romantic

    I will book the tickets today... definitely... yeah... today.

    FMZ

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