Kingdom Hall ... BURGER KING?

by sparky1 33 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • sparky1
    sparky1

    I live in a very rural part of the Northeastern United States. After 9 years of waiting, the local Witnesses are getting their new Kingdom Hall. It is being built on a back road next to a sandpit. Of course, rather than have the building fit the area, it is one of the Society's new monstrosities that looks completely out of place on a back road in New England. I had a delivery at work to one of our Mennonite customers and the following exchange took place:

    Dan: "What is that building being built on such and such a road?"

    Me: "Gosh........I don't know. I'll have to look into it."

    Dan's Wife: "Whatever it is, it looks like a Burger King!"

    So much for bringing praise and honor to Jehovah's name. All hail 'Earth's new King'............BURGER KING!

  • Are you serious
    Are you serious

    It very well may end up as a Burger King with the way congregations are disappearing.

  • stan livedeath
    stan livedeath

    Burger Kingdom Hall

  • Alfred
  • days of future passed
    days of future passed

    Well people are being served unhealthy food at the kingdom hall.

    "I'll have one generation burger - uh no, make that an overlapping generation burger."

  • stuckinarut2
    stuckinarut2

    "would you like Lies with that?"

  • ScenicViewer
    ScenicViewer
    "would you like Lies with that?"
    We can Supersize them for you too!
  • scratchme1010
    scratchme1010

    Will a KH have drive-thru Bible Studies?

  • scary21
    scary21

    LOL

  • GLTirebiter
    GLTirebiter

    Nah, Burger King has windows!

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