We all know/knew people in the KH that were about nuts. Tell us your strangest stories. I will start. I can think of a few.
One person was a woman who said she was allergic to all perfume and deodorant. She asked the elders to tell the congregation to not to use anything before coming to the hall. They said they could not do that but did say from the stage to not use excessive amounts of perfume. This was still not good enough so she sat in the second hall for meetings. She was just nuts to talk to. She obviously had mental issues.
In one hall we had about as close to a real hillbilly as one could get. This was way up north next to Canada. This guy was strange he would stand in the back of the hall slack jawed and talk about how he was going to make a car you can carry in a suit case. He had a repair shop for autos on his land illegally. The authorities kept coming around but I think they gave up because he would just do what he would do. He turned his home/auto shop into a real junk yard. It was a real eye sore. Junk cars and trash all over the place. He heated his shop with the tires off of the junk cars. I can remember one of the sheriff dept. coming out and saying you can't burn tires, he said funny I put them in the burner and they disappear. They also gave up. They knew it was just never going to stop. The neighbors hated this guy and called him Scrounberry. It was a play on his name.
I think one of the strangest ones was when I lived in the south Florida we had a mental institution outside of town. The idiot JWs would go there and the prison to preach. One of the Idiot JWs women even married a converted murderer in prison. But this is about the mentally retarded 45 year old woman they would pick up and bring to the KH on Sunday. Mary Carrol was her name. She would walk around the hall and say things like I have a safety pin will it keep me safe. And I need to catch me a man, and Wear yellow catch a fellow. One Sunday I get a bit over zealous on the practical joking and told her that my buddy who was on the other side of the hall really liked her. She followed him around the hall all morning. LOL