I Wonder What Tony Tightpants Morris Thought Of Prince?

by pale.emperor 17 Replies latest social humour

  • pale.emperor

    We all know Tony the turd has an obsession with boys in tight pants. I cant help but wonder what he thought about Brother Nelson (aka. Prince) who was known to squeeze into some tight numbers from time to time?

    Tony interviewing Brother Nelson, Now THAT would be a JWBroadcast worth watching.

    In the case of Tony the turd, I think he "doth protest too much"... if I were to get on a platform and say:

    I've noticed a lot of women with tight gym pants, they're so tight they really cling to the buttocks... you can see every nook and cranny, even from the front, nothing is left to the imagination... ahem, it's not Christian... I think it's "disgusting"... the way they cling so tight... so, so tight to the buttocks...."

    You'd naturally assume I really like tight pants on girls (and you'd be right).

    Tony says this... but about boys. Notice he doesn't just say "men" oh, no but "young men". Tony you horny dog you.


    Make of that what you will.

  • breakfast of champions
    breakfast of champions

    I think I know exactly what TM3 thought of Prince: $$$$$$$$$$$$$

  • jookbeard
    I'm sure Wacko Jacko and Prince greased enough of the GB's palms with $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ to not make the blindest bit of difference.
  • sparky1

    breakfast of champions LOL

    What did Prince have that was big and black and thick and he had to fold it in half when he returned it to his pants?

    Tony Tight Pants: "His Wallet!"

  • sparrowdown
    I sometimes wonder if cults like JWs decide consciously to recruit and retain at least a couple of high profile celebs to help sell the brand. I get the feeling the ones we know of are JW in name only and as long as they say "praise Jehovah"every so often and turn up at the odd convention or AGM they are still fulfilling their contract.
  • asp59

    Yeah there's been a strong new light last year's.

    Now we now God don't like tight pants but he's okay with bears.

    He gets sad if brush is less then 2centimeters but gets happy if it's 2 cm.

    Soon the light gonna get brighter when we receive the news what kind of colours he likes on pants. And how long the bear can be. Rejoice brother's lights is brighter 😁😂😊☺

  • sparky1

    I propose two more nicknames for Tony Tight Pants:

    1. Camel Toe Tony

    2. Trouser Snake Tony

  • Vidiot

    I still prefer "Spanky McTightypants".

  • snugglebunny

    but..but..I have a very cute rear end. I don't want to waste it.

  • Simon

    This whole 'tight pant' outrage is overdone IMO and makes 'us' look silly and petty.

    To normal people, it makes sense - tight leggings are never viewed as discreet or modest wear and are totally inappropriate in many situations.

    Of course they look great on someone with a nice ass, which is the point.

    Just because the WTS say something doesn't mean our position needs to be the exect opposite.

    It's also a chance for many to just be immature.

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