Has Tony been abducted by Aliens?

by Mit123 38 Replies latest watchtower scandals

  • Mit123
    Mit123

    Probably but they’ve sent him back pretty darn quick! I have from a very reliable source that he attends one of the Poughkeepsie NY congregations. I think there are 5 congregations there might be worth paying a visit if anyone lives near there.

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice

    Hello, Mit. New here? If so, welcome.

    Do you think the aliens would have probed him?

    Poughkeepsie

    That can't be a real name. It sounds rather silly and like something from a child's story book.

    One day, Daisy Bumble visited Pooh Keepsie.

    might be worth paying a visit if anyone lives near there.

    Alas, I live thousands of miles away across the sea. Maybe one day, but not to visit the Jojots; to go and laugh at the silly name of the place.

  • Jeffro
    Jeffro
    Has Tony been abducted by Aliens?

    Maybe just taken home by them. 🤣

  • Mit123
    Mit123

    You couldn’t make that name up but it does exist

    Congregation

    Arlington - Poughkeepsie NY (USA)

    Tuesday, 7:00 p.m.

    Sunday, 1:00 p.m.

    More Information

    English

    Congregation

    West - Poughkeepsie NY (USA)

    Thursday, 7:00 p.m.

    Saturday, 10:30 a.m.

    More Information

    English

    Congregation

    South - Poughkeepsie NY (USA)

    Tuesday, 7:00 p.m.

    Saturday, 10:30 a.m.

    More Information

    English

    Congregation

    Central - Poughkeepsie NY (USA)

    Thursday, 7:00 p.m.

    Sunday, 10:00 a.m.

  • LoveUniHateExams
    LoveUniHateExams

    We can only hope ...

  • TonusOH
    TonusOH

    If he was, how long do you think before they return him?

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice

    Perhaps they want to preserve him....after all he's already well pickled. (Or is that just Brit humour?)

  • Beth Sarim
    Beth Sarim

    Maybe he will rematerialize as a reincarnation in the Vatican.

  • Vidiot
    Vidiot

    @ Jeffro

    Oops, I hit “dislike” by accident.

    Sorry, man, I meant the opposite.

  • Diogenesister
    Diogenesister

    He for sure had some frac-ass with the others because his life story and other stuff is on JW.borg, but not morning worship which has most of his boozy talks. Particularly the one with the match blowing and the one where he says they won't ever change their shunning policy.

    Did they have a bust up over removing those?

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