Jesus in a Super Hero Cape

by iloowy.goowy 28 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • iloowy.goowy

    Have you see the latest fashion for Jesus in the WT?

    He's sporting a cape, just like Superman!

    Maybe Caleb can get a T-shirt with a J logo instead of an S.

  • days of future passed
    days of future passed

    Holy Moly Batman! Look at the size of those hands! Why do they make them so claw like? Actually the picture is kind of creepy with them all staring like predators.

  • Diogenesister

    I know right? Hes ditched the wings.

    The 144000 have all turned into middle aged white men.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    Kenny Rogers clones!!

  • The Fall Guy
    The Fall Guy

    The WTBTS cult applies this verse to Jesus Christ -

    (1 Timothy 6:15, 16) He is the King of those who rule as kings and Lord of those who rule as lords, 16β€―the one alone having immortality, who dwells in unapproachable light, whom no man has seen or can see. .β€―.β€―.

    So why does their art department falsely depict the most powerful creature in the universe whom they've never seen, as an aged caped crusader holding a light-sabre?
  • Prester John
    Prester John

    I think Jesus looks more like a celestial Rick Wakeman. He should be playing a grand piano backwards whilst resting one foot on the top. Or perhaps stabbing his light sabre into the gaps between the piano keys.

  • Finkelstein

    Whats with Jesus getting old ?

    When he was crucified he was only in his 30's, do men or people grow old in heaven ?

  • ToesUp

    Cape! Wow...this get's weirder everyday! lol

  • Anna Marina
    Anna Marina

    His chest looks significantly bigger in an odd way. Its really puffed out.

    Interesting about the cape though - very Superman also a bit Arthurian.

  • APieceOfShitNamedTate

    Watchtower is trying to cash in on the Marvel Comics craze.

    "Let he who is without sin kick the first ass."

  • smiddy3

    Where is Wonder Woman or Supergirl ,man are you sexist ? LOL

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