Jesus in a Super Hero Cape

by iloowy.goowy 28 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • fulano

    Where is Samuel Herd?

  • Tahoe

    Where is Samuel Herd?

  • APieceOfShitNamedTate

    Where is Samuel Herd?

    Rumor has it that there will soon be new light explaining Watchtower's depiction of angels. Apparently all non-white members of the 144,000 are stricken with a sort of spiritual vitiligo upon receiving their heavenly reward. In the case of non-white females, this occurs in conjunction with the spiritual sex-change operation that happens within the "twinkling of an eye" upon completion of their earthly course.

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  • redvip2000

    Superman clearly does not fit in. He does not have a beard.

    And evidently in heaven, you are not allowed to wear pants, tight ones or otherwise.

  • EverApostate

    Why doesnt J have wings whereas the angels do.

    We can know about this only in the new world, ... Cant wait....

  • sir82

    What a bizarre pic.

    My best guess is that they are trying to appeal to kids - make Jesus look like a DC superhero.

    Silly WTS - don't they know Marvel is considered way cooler?

    Now, if they make Jesus look like Ironman, they'll have something....

  • atomant

    may the force be with u brothers and sisters. amen.

  • a watcher
    a watcher

    I don't have a problem with Jesus in a cape. He IS my Hero.

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