I'm a bit worried about god!

by punkofnice 14 Replies latest social humour

  • punkofnice

    Yes. It's true. I'm a bit worried about God.

    He seems to be doing some quite silly and frankly, insane things to prove he exists.

    Some bloke found words from the Quran in a tomato.

    Jesus keeps appearing in toast and cats bums.

    I'm worried about god. I think he's gone a bit didlow.

  • moreconfusedthanever

    No that is Satan and his demons trying to lead the world astray.

  • punkofnice

    moreconfy - I wonder if Satan has appeared in toast and tomatoes?

  • David_Jay

    First time on bath salts, dearie? That was my experience too.

  • flipper

    Hey Punky, I don't think " Satan " has appeared in toast & tomatoes - " Satan " has appeared in Trump. Peace out, Mr. Flipper

  • punkofnice

    DJ - Bath salts not Epsom salts, ya know.

    FlippyImage result for satan in toast

  • flipper

    Punky- Well I'll be damned ! I like your picture of " Satan " toast ! I stand, or sit corrected ! LOL

  • punkofnice

    Never mind. Tomatoes on toast can be nice at time.

    1. Place a medium sized pan on the hob and inside the pan put a large sieve or strainer.
    1. Open the tin and pour the contents into the sieve.
    1. Add a little water over the tomatoes. You may need to bang the sieve to make all the juice fall into the pan
    1. Warm the pan on a medium heat. The steam from the juice will warm the tomatoes.
    1. Put your bread in the toaster
    1. When the juice is reduced to a thick paste add the tomatoes from the sieve to the pan and warm for a further minute. Remove from the heat.
    1. Remove from the heat when the juice is reduced to a thick paste.
    1. Your toast should be popped. Put on a generous helping of butter.
    1. Put a tomato on each slice of toast, try not to burst the tomato. Pour the juice over the top of each.
    1. Add the salt and pepper to your taste.
    1. Worship Satan.
  • Diogenesister

    Punky wish I could give a super-likey for

    a)the post

    b)the toast

    c)the yummy recipeeee

  • LoveUniHateExams

    Some bloke found words from the Quran in a tomato - why do I find this totally hilarious?!

    He was probably out on day release.

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