I'm a bit worried about god!

by punkofnice 14 Replies latest social humour

  • James Mixon
    James Mixon

    Punky that's typical "prove he exists.. He appeared in the form of a burning bush, also in form that is not clearly described but which is described with hands and feet to 78 men (Ex.24:9), He appeared as a smoking furnace and as a burning lamp (Gen.15:17.He appeared before me in the form of my overcoat hanging in my closet when I was a young man, I think it was GOD he said so...Maybe the guy that found words from the Quran in a tomato was smoking the herbs I was smoking...

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  • sparrowdown

    It's called Marketing darling, and all the smart "Gods" are doing it.

  • nancy drew
    nancy drew

    A tomato popped out of an astronauts belly

    with teeth that were dripping some hot spicy jelly

    heat filled the room with a sizzling sound

    the rest of the crew fell to the ground

    it was jesus returning to spread some good news

    chips and salsa and plenty of booze

  • punkofnice

    I had some toast recently and god failed to show up.

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