SanFranciscoJim vs. Filipino Scammer (page 2)

Nosferatu

I was so disappointed with Nosferatu's great adventure ended

I started another one yesterday. I'm waiting for the loser to buy my story yet. I'm playing a character named "Minnie Dyck" who works in a rubber vomit factory and has a dog named "Sex"

SanFranciscoJim

I'm playing a character named "Minnie Dyck" who works in a rubber vomit factory and has a dog named "Sex"

Wasn't Stan Zbornak (Dorothy's ex-husband on The Golden Girls) a rubber vomit salesman?

I'm a relay operator for IP relay. If you don' t know what that is, it's a call operator who acts as a transparent middleman when a "deaf' person wants to make a call... only... i work for www.ip-relay.com which is an internet relay site... and that means ANYBODY can access it... all of our scam calls are from ISRAEL, GHANA, etc. all the smaller asian and middle eastern call scams are run through relay. If you EVER get a relay call for whatever reason, do yourself a favor and hang up unless the person says they are deaf.... I say the last part because Most of the scammers dont' realize that relay is for the deaf. they think it's just a free long distance thing... Anyway, just so you know, ok? And don't blame the operators, we have to relay them it's state law. *LOL*

NaruNaruChan

oh, I forgot to say! um, what they do with your driver's license picture (if it was real, LMAO by the way) is they call credit card companies, get copies sent to their friends in the united states, and then they order shit from all sorts of companies and have it sent to them via ups. I've had to call on tons of orders for stuff, such as... oh, 20,000 cars, 5000 t shirts, soccer cleats (a favorite of theirs), plasma tv's, and especially LAPTOPS ON E BAY. God, they drive me nuts! Anyway, just to let you know... ^_^

Gretchen956

Jim you crack me up.

Tatiana

SFJ................I am peeing my pants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOLOL

SanFranciscoJim

Sorry to say that the "Senator" did not write me back last night. I sent her a short note today. Let's see if this gets a bite:

Dear Senator Estrada,

I am disappointed that I did not hear from you overnight. I hope I did not put you off by telling you that my boys are lepers. I only told you that because our family really, really needs the money.

Against my wife's advice, I am herewith attaching a copy of my driver's license. I hope to continue this venture with you, and look forward to your timely reply.

Yours Truly,

MR. SEYMOUR BUTZ

American Representative

Cockburn's of Dingwall Haggis Products, Ltd.

Sacramento, California

qwerty

Jim

You little Devil you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL

Qwerty

Waiting with anticipation

SanFranciscoJim

oh, I forgot to say! um, what they do with your driver's license picture (if it was real, LMAO by the way) is they call credit card companies, get copies sent to their friends in the united states, and then they order shit from all sorts of companies and have it sent to them via ups. I've had to call on tons of orders for stuff, such as... oh, 20,000 cars, 5000 t shirts, soccer cleats (a favorite of theirs), plasma tv's, and especially LAPTOPS ON E BAY. God, they drive me nuts! Anyway, just to let you know... ^_^

Won't those scamming bastards be surprised when the Sacramento Bee newspaper suddenly starts receiving a windfall of credit cards, laptops, and plasma TVs, all addressed to Seymour Baer Butz....

I wonder if I should write to someone at the newspaper and forewarn them, or just let it be a surprise, and let one of the reporters figure it out?

Thanks for the IP relay info, BTW, NNC!

czarofmischief

It's ;brilliant, but you might have overdone it and driven the scammaster away...

CZAR

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