SanFranciscoJim vs. Filipino Scammer (page 3)

SanFranciscoJim

It's ;brilliant, but you might have overdone it and driven the scammaster away...

Well, there are plenty more pigeons out there in the roost. I'm gonna hound the Senator for a few more days until she responds. If I hear from one of those Nigerians in the mean time, I'm gonna start in on them, too.

I was talking to a friend of mine in Washington DC tonight, telling him about my little scammer scam. His reply: "Oh, I've been doing the same thing. I'm currently stringing around 30 of 'em along!"

Yikes! This could become a cottage industry! LOL

SanFranciscoJim

She still hasn't written back. I guess she is prejudiced against lepers! I sent her this follow-up email this morning:

Senator Estrada,

Two days have passed since our last communication. In the mean time, I have complied with your requests by sending you my personal information and a scanned copy of my California driver?s license. My wife found my correspondence to you on the family computer and told me I was a fool to send you this information. She says you are going to use my details for illegal purposes, and that there is no money in any Amsterdam account.

I will give you the benefit of the doubt, since I know you went to such great pains to contact me in the first place. However, if I do not hear from you within 24 hours, I will have no choice but to believe my wife. The ramifications of that decision would mean that our correspondence no longer be held confidential, and I will make it public as a warning to others not to involve themselves with you. Expecting an immediate reply, I remain,

Yours Truly,

MR. SEYMOUR BUTZ

American Representative

Cockburn's of Dingwall Haggis Products, Ltd.

Sacramento, California

We will see if I receive a response, although I doubt it. She is probably busily making copies of my "driver's license" and passing them out to scammers for their use to try and buy Mercedes and cleats and condoms. I wish I could see the looks on their faces when they are caught passing a bogus California driver's license with the name "Seymour Baer Butz" on it! ROTFL!!

Well, I suppose it's on to the next scammer for me.......

SanFranciscoJim

Believe it or not, the idiot wrote back to me! Here is what she sent:

MR. SEYMOUR BUTZ,

I HAVE RECEIVED YOUR LETTER WITH THANKS, AND WHAT YOUR WIFE IS SAYING IS WORNG, I ALSO RECEIVED YOUR DRIVERS ID, BUT I HAVE SOME DOUBTS, THAT IT DOENST LOOK ORIGINAL, CAN YOU SNED YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT SCANNED AGAIN.

TELL HER THAT YOU DONT HAVE TO SPEND ON THIS TRANSACTION AND THAT ALL COST SHALL BE ON ME .

LUISA ESTRADA.

Here is my reply:

Hello Senator Estrada,

Thank you for finally replying to me. Please be advised that today is Sunday, so I do not have access to my passport. I keep it in my safety deposit box at my bank for security reasons, and my bank will not be open until tomorrow.

I am puzzled about your statement that you have doubts about my driver?s license. I have used it as identification around the world for years, and no one before has questioned it. I know that you are in a difficult situation, but I am concerned that we may have a trust problem here. If this is so, then how can we trust each other to complete this transaction?

My wife found out that I sent my drivers license to you, and she is very upset with me right now. I showed her your email, but she is still afraid that you are going to use it for an illegal activity. She says that as a show of good faith and trust, you should fax or email me a scan copy of YOUR drivers license or passport to me. What do you think?

I am looking forward to your reply. As soon as I hear from you, I will send you a scan copy of my passport.

By the way, since the money is in Amsterdam, will I be paid in Dollars or Euros?

Yours Truly,

MR. SEYMOUR BUTZ

American Representative

Cockburn's of Dingwall Haggis Products, Ltd.

Sacramento, California

I guess I'm going to have to photoshop a scan of someone's passport now. There are several good examples I can pull off the net (of course, I'm not going to scan my own passport and photoshop it!). Geez, these scammers are making me work!

Elsewhere

LMAO... Mr. Seymour Butz

RAYZORBLADE

Estrada? (lol) has access to a computer down there in Muntinlupa/Paranaque? Talaga? Geez!

He still has it good.

My suggestion SFJim, send a MapQuest to 'him' with directions to Taal volcano.

He'll find what he's looking for there (in the cone). He has to climb in to find it.

SanFranciscoJim

Well, it's not over yet, folks! The "senator" wrote to me again this morning, and this time seems a bit more friendly. Here's what she wrote:

Mr Seymour,

This is my transaction, hope this is clear to you, i brought you into this transaction and want you to note that the money in this consignment is in dollars, so you will be paid in dollars, my Passport is with the Government, so i dont have any id for now, as soon as i get your passport or even a photograph of you i will then know that you ready to help me , i want your Photograph as soon as i have yours you will get mine too. Luisa. Here is my reply:

Dear Luisa,

First, may I call you by your first name Luisa? Is it proper to address a Philippine Senator by their first name?

Unfortunately, I could not get to the bank today. My car had a flat tire, and by the time I got it fixed, the bank was already closed. My bank branch where my passport is located in the safety deposit box closes early; 3:00 PM. I will try again tomorrow.

In the mean time, I am attaching herewith a recent photo of myself. It is much clearer than the photo on my drivers license, so I think now you will see what I really look like. Would you like a photo of my family? I can send you a photo of myself with my wife Rosie and our two sons Red and Smokey, before they got sick.

I look forward to receiving your photo in return. I have seen Philipino women before, and they are very beautiful, as I am sure you are, too!

Kindly Best Wishes, Seymour (Butz) I attached the following photo: alt Once again, this is a photo of Schuyler Colfax, Abraham Lincoln's first vice president. When I receive her photo, you'll all get the chance to see what this "beauty" looks like. Can't wait!

Pleasuredome

jim

you should have sent a pic of Kenny Rogers. everyone in the world knows Kenny is what most americans males look like, so she would have been none the wiser.

SanFranciscoJim

Yeah, maybe I should've gone with Kenny Rogers...LOL.

Here is what she sent me today:

I am sorry i am still not convinced this photograph looks like one i have seen, you have to send full copy of your Photograph with my name on your hand.

Soory but i have to be carefull not to loose my funds, soon as i get it, you can have mine.

Dr Luisa P. Estrada.

I wonder what she is up to? I'm running out of Schuyler Colfax photos, but I'll have to find something suitable and play around with the Photoshop. Here's what I sent her in reply:

Dear Luisa,

I understand your lack of trust. This is a large amount of money, so I understand that you should be able to trust me fully. Today, I have taken a photo clearly showing your name in the photo. I have taken it to Walgreen?s Drug Store for developing. They said the photos will be ready tomorrow morning. As soon as I pick them up, I will have the photo scanned and emailed to you tomorrow.

I appreciate your patience, and look forward to hearing from you with your photo soon.

By the way, my wife Rosie says hello. She thinks that she can soon start to trust you.

Kindly Best Wishes,

Seymour (Butz)

SanFranciscoJim

Well, folks, it looks like this has reached a conclusion. Yesterday, I sent the following email:

Dear Luisa,

I was able to get to the Walgreen's Drug Store to pick up my photographs this afternoon. As requested, I am attaching a photograph taken yesterday, with your name on a card in my hand, as you requested.

I hope I have followed your instructions carefully and correctly.

Kindly Best Wishes,

Seymour (Butz)

I attached the image below, and today received this reply:

Good day Abraham Lincoln,

Hope you are ok today, seems that you have got nothing to do please get a job ok.

Dr Luisa P.

To which I replied the following:

Dear Mr. ?Luisa?,

Abraham Lincoln??? Is it any wonder they?re trying to keep you from getting any of your ?money?? You better study your American history!! Those photos aren?t of Abraham Lincoln, but of Vice President Schuyler Colfax, who died in 1885, and was Vice President under Ulysses S. Grant.

How dare you ask me for my drivers license and passport? Don?t you think I don?t know what you?re up to? Why do you think I sent you phony pictures in the first place? Because everything you have told me up to now is a LIE! You?re not nearly as good as those scammers in Nigeria, by the way. They?re a lot more fun. You?re too demanding and foul.

By the way, how are things in Israel? You don?t honestly think for one minute that I thought you were really emailing me from the Philippines, do you? Just remember: What goes around comes around. Dishonesty begets dishonesty, my friend ? just remember that.

Good Day..

See More Bare Butts (Seymour Baer Butz) ? get it??? HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I doubt I'll be hearing anything else from this moron, but if I do, I'll surely post it.

finnrot

Dear SFJ,

I was thoroughly entertained by your little adventure, and I laughed out loud at times.

Thanx,

-fin

SanFranciscoJim vs. Filipino Scammer

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