Jesus with an iPad. Really?

by punkofnice 33 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • days of future passed
    days of future passed

    jwleaks - Evidently Moses was the first servant of God to own a tablet, or two, which were capable of downloading data from the cloud.

    I so love that comment.

  • joe134cd

    Hard to believe less than a decade ago they were beating the internet up.

  • FreeLikeABird

    i wish i had an iPad in my days at the boredom hall meetings, I could have listened and watched whatever i liked (now I only thought whatever I liked)

  • Still Totally ADD
    Still Totally ADD

    If Jesus came down to earth today he would use his iPad to show those in the Borg how wrong they are on many of their teachings. Then the elders would take him into the back room and disfellowship him for apostasy. Until he repents for speaking against the GB he will not allowed to talk to anyone and will be shunned for being mentally diseased. Still Totally ADD

  • Gorbatchov

    Jesus would have his HQ in Warwick, i guess.


  • scratchme1010
    Really? What latest methodology was that?

    Public speaking. That's all they had a t the time. And yes, not only do I believe that Jesus would have had his own Word Press website, Twitter account and Facebook page, but I also believe that people here would be making fun of "What would have Jesus used if he existed in the first century?"

    You people just want to make fun of elders and prove them wrong in anything and everything they say. You are still as brainwashed as you were as a JW. Just because it came from an elder, it doesn't mean that it doesn't make sense.

    My disdain for that organization doesn't blind me from using my own capacity of reasoning. I believe the elder is right, and the original poster is wrong.

    Stop looking for ways of proving the WT wrong at any expense and get a life.

  • LoveUniHateExams

    At a local meeting, one of the Elders said that if Jesus were on the Earth today 'you can be SURE' he would be preaching by showing videos on a tablet - This is nuts.

    People in Jesus' time didn't have pantie pads, let alone i-pads. XD

    I wonder what videos he'd be playing? - well considering Jesus was a single male, he'd probably watch some porn when alone ... Katja Kassin vs Mandingo or something. XD

  • stillin

    Scratchme, "you people?" Really?

    Jesus didn't even use an outline when he gave sermons. He had his beliefs inside of him and people beat a path to hear him talk.

    If a Witness says something ridiculous that demonstrates his thorough indoctrination, let "you people" have their laughs!

  • Finkelstein

    Jesus is obviously an Apple person.

    So yes he would most likely travel about with a IPad.

    Its comes of point of laughable hypocrisy now that back in the mid 1980's the WTS. demeaned the use of computers altogether.

    Something about building a " tower " as in in a computer desktop. without righteousness.

    Its all righteous now, just look at all the Ipads and large computer monitors at Kingdom Halls, the WTS's own web site JWorg. etc.

  • JW GoneBad
    JW GoneBad
    Stop looking for ways of proving the WT wrong at any expense and get a life.

    Ouch...scratchme 1010!

    I could see Jesus walk up to a JW cart and turn it over just as he turned over the money changers' tables one after the other! In addition to using electronic devices in worship etc...I think/know he would take issue with the use and mispronunciation of the name 'Jehovah'. Not to mention the fact that the idiot's have reduced God name to a mere abbreviation as in JW.borg or simply the initials JW! I mean what are these 8 GB spoksholes for Jesus going to dream up next? So a nut shell...I would say whether in heaven now or on earth...Jesus is pissed with these clowns! :-) :-)

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