Going to the C.L.A.M.
So what happens at these CU CLUX CLAM meetings? Do they wear white robes washed clean in the blood of the lamb and organize
CrossTorture Stake burnings on the front lawns of known Apostates?
I liked the 1st segment felt we were actually learning something from the bible. But then it went downhill from there. Spent 20 minutes on these lame video presentations that were on a 3rd grade level.
I really don't look forward to any of it but I do like observing the downtrend of this organization. So for that I will suffer to say I was there
Meetings really scaled-back. In a concerted effort toward FS.
In the U.K. we used to have a chocolate bar called "Marathon". It was rebranded as "Snickers".
Same product, different wording.
C.L.A.M. = Ministry School & Service Meeting + added videos.
Corporation Lies And Mind-numbing.
CLAM.......sounds so much like a VD. CLAP. lol.
The whole thing is a joke. A "workbook"?!?! SERIOUSLY???? Digging for snippets of regurgitated interpretations of pre-chosen segments of scriptures is not studying in any sense of the word.
A workbook for adults!! HAHAHAHHA!!!! LOL!!!! It's so insane. No wonder the cult is dying. Well, it can't die fast enough for me...
It's just a case of:
"LOOK! SOMETHING NEW AND SHINY!"
It will get all the faithful excited for a while (as will things like the new songs), then after the "newness" has worn off, it's still the same old same old....
Ha, going to the clam.
"Every witness goes to the clam every thursday night!"
"I love going to the clam!"
"When did you go to the clam for the first time?"
Ah, love moronic sex jokes.