Hi I am Caspians sister and this is my first day here.

by Lainey 127 Replies latest jw friends

  • Fe2O3Girl
    Fe2O3Girl
    really strong springy letterboxes that shut too quickly

    OMG that sounds painful. Is that what inspired your interest in medicine?

    Meet me in chat, I want to hear more!!

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    "Doctor doctor! I think that my willy's dropped off!"

    "Really? Let's see it then."

    "Here it is doctor, I kept it in my pocket"

    "But this is a cigar!"

    "Oh My God! I must have smoked it!"

    Englishman.

  • Vivamus
    Vivamus

    E-man! She warned ya not to tell doctors jokes! LMAO!

    -

    Blue Bubblegum Girl

  • RubaDub
    RubaDub

    WELCOME LAINEY

    It's great to have you here.

    I've been here about 9 months and believe me, you will enjoy your experience here.

    Have a great time.

    ***** Rub a Dub

  • Scully
    Scully

    I knew there was a reason why I like "Cassie" so much....

    When Cassie was 19, he got really drunk and decided to pee through the Kingdom Hall letterbox at 3am in the morning.

    And now we know the REAL reason why modern Kingdom Halls no longer have mail boxes.

    Love, Scully

  • caspian
    caspian

    Laine the paine.

    I was just about to say Well Done for managing to register, put your pic up and have a go at your first post.

    I then read about my little willy Ha! ..............Cheeky Bugg*r

    well they say that revenge is sweet...so watch this space

    and while I am talking to you young lazy lady, I want the dog walked, house tidy and a decent meal for your old old bro by the time I get home.

    Big Cas.

    BTW E-man you should give up smoking, its a DISGUSTING habit lol

  • xjw_b12
    xjw_b12

    You mean Cas almost got Castrated ! OMG

    anglaise said:

    we thought all his family were trapped by the borg.

    Well it looks like Caspian was trapped by the borg letterbox !

    Nothing like getting your "bird" trapped !!

  • blondie
    blondie

    Hi Lainey. Caspian has been a real help here. Welcome. Sanity can be found or lost here. Of course, some of us never were sane.

    Blondie

  • shera
    shera

    Hi and welcome.

    I'm not much of a talker as well...but that didn't last long.A lot of great people here and I'm sure they will turn you into a chatter box too.

    Hope your feeling better soon.hugs

  • gumby
    gumby

    Well hello Lainey!,

    I am the new PO in your congregation and someone told me you were here. I need to ask you to meet with us at the hall this friday at 7:30 PM if you would.......we have some questions we would like to ask you.

    Hey .....did I scare ya just a "little" bit?

    Nice to have you here!

    Gumby

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