Humourous reasons to go back
Educated in JW school of higher knowledge I knew the correct answer to all of mankind problems, but when I left and walked among the evil world I felt as dumb as a rock. The reason I'am going back, I felt so superior and astute with my degree from WT publication and teaching, the world is full of sh--t....They can not understand the deep things of the scriptures like overlapping generation,Grand Canyon carved out by the flood in Noah's day and how animals were able to talk back in the day. So I'am going back and walk among the most intellectual folks on the face of the earth...
So that there's one less door the Dubs will knock on on a Saturday morning.