Here is the first crazy JW theory I had ever heard. I heard it when I was about 4 or 5 -
"Satan and his demons (Satan owns demons? Demons work for Satan? What?) created dinosaur bones to make people believe in evolution."
Without a doubt the most insane theory I had ever heard.
Not much later I heard -
"UFOs and alien sightings are made by Satan and his demons to make people believe there is life elsewhere in the universe and therefor evolution is true."
I find it amazing that I think I actually started my escape from that organization before I started primary school.