Heard another one just this week that I wanted to share.
Mother of 9, all adults now, believes that the grandchildren of non believing parents will survive Armageddon by virtue of the fact that she is a JW.
Her husband will die, and she is fine with that, for he is a Catholic.
4 of her 9 children are out of the cult.
One of her grandchildren came home one afternoon and began praying at dinner time. The Little girl's parents asked her why she would do that as they have never done that before. Her response "nanny says that I am going to live with her in paradise. She said you can come too and that if I want mummy and daddy to live with us too, I have to pray."
You can't make this stuff up!
How about the sisters in the congregation after having a wet dream or are overcum (pun intended) and masturbate confess to the Elders they have been raped in their sleep by Demons ?
When it comes to religion you can make up anything with no proof and people will believe it. But will not believe a sign that says wet paint. Still Totally ADD