Relax Scooby.... flying is painless.. I go with my wife to London all the time to visit her family. No worries. They tell me, you don't feel a thing if the plane crashes. I mean, first the cabin loses air pressure and that sucks your lungs right outa your chest, and you sorta faint. THEN you are losing altitude so fast that, by the time the plane hits the ground you are traveling at about ten billion miles per hour. PLUS you have all that luggage and those people bouncing around in the cabin, you will probably be knocked unconcious anyway.....massive contusions, abrasions, blood loss, panic, heart failure, respritory failure and eventually shock.
See... and all that time, you are worried about hitting the little old ground.... just relax, shut your eyes, and it will all be over soon. Who knows? they might even put your picture in the paper..... or the National News!... YOU could be famous! There will be ceremonies in YOUR honor! People will bring flowers!!! and sing songs about you! And think about the burial expenses you could save, because your remains will be scattered for miles...!!!!
You are just gonna LOVE Greece! Just try not to dwell on the trip home, while you are there...
Just kidding... it is safe, I fly often...... no worries man!
---puttytat
p.s. can I have your computer?
