Start your own Prince rumour!

by purrpurr 26 Replies latest social humour

  • purrpurr
    purrpurr

    I see the jw rumour mill is going into mad overdrive about Prince. The stories seem to be more and more unlikely. So I thought as a bit of fun how about us here try to make up our own rumours? Let's see how insane they can get and maybe the JW's will even believe some of them? Who knows? Anyway it's a bit of fun.

    Here's mine; Prince had all new tailor made suits made for the GB before he died, all in his trademark purple... Coming to you on a jw broadcast soon!

    Your turn... Can you do better?

  • Hadriel
    Hadriel
    LOL priceless.
  • sir82
    sir82
    Prince is there in one of the JW.Borg videos of the choir singing the new Kingdom Maladies.
  • Lostandfound
    Lostandfound
    The urn of his ashes sits in the middle of the GB meeting room, still warm...........
  • notsurewheretogo
    notsurewheretogo
    Prince was one of the anointed and now is ready to unleash the Great Tribulation in his heavenly form...
  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut

    Oh, I don't have to invent a rumor. Rick (Six Screens) has the best one over on FB.

    While Prince had no will, Johnny the Bethelite has the inside information that Prince named Watchtower in a trust fund. Johnny says that trucks (plural) are getting ready to roll from New York to Minneapolis right now to go claim Prince's stuff.

    The great part about such a rumor is that, even when it's not true, trust funds can be kept private and confidential. So Rick and Fictional Johnny can keep saying, "Oh, it happened. They just don't tell anyone."

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut
    God is all into dramatics when he and the angels do stuff like releasing destruction upon the four corners of the earth. Many great music artists have been dying lately so that they can play and orchestrate the music for the Great Tribulation from Heaven.

    Prince nearly completes the ensemble. If Larry Graham dies, watch out.
  • ttdtt
    ttdtt

    Special Edition Public Watchtower for a new Campaign.

  • Pete Zahut
    Pete Zahut

    1. As soon as the Governing Body got wind that they were named as major benefactors in Prince's Will, they had him "Whacked" by their sister organization" (The Illuminati ) so they could use his money to bail themselves out of their current financial woes. (Jehovah blesses in his own large way)

    2. Prince is still alive. He staged his own death so that he could drop off the grid and serve where the need is great.

    3. Prince's left his Paisley Park home to the Society and specified that it be used as an unleavened bread storage facility, a sign language training center and as a sound stage for the Societies videos and music recording needs.

  • the girl next door
    the girl next door

    What if there is a trust?

    The most likely scenario, says tax lawyer Michael Kosnitzky, of Boies, Schiller & Flexner in New York and Miami, is that there is a will and that it sets up a trust or a series of trusts into which all of Prince's assets at the time of his death will flow.

    Unlike wills and probate court proceedings, such trusts can be kept confidential from the public. If Prince chose this route, it's possible we may never know the true extent of his estate or his plans for it after his death.

    "Usually, wealthy, organized people or sophisticated celebrities use trusts that are set up while they're alive, to determine (what happens after death) in a confidential way, they're not public documents," says Koznitsky. "They don't want the world to know who their beneficiaries (the heirs) are, or special dispositions, etc."

    Such trusts are managed by an executor (some states call them "personal representatives"), and it's usually not the heirs.

    http://www.thv11.com/news/nation-now/princes-estate-6-key-questions-answered/153185762

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