The special talk is now BEFORE the Memorial

by wifibandit 33 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • sparrowdown
    sparrowdown

    Do I really need to say, aw WTH.

    That's so special.

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  • Splash
    Splash

    So it's a "special" campaign is it?

    Special, special, special. Everything is special.

    Special pioneers! Mmm, yes, they're special.

    Special assembly days! Super special!

    Now you can be special too by joining this special campaign.

    Considering every other public talk feels the need to give a "dictionary definition" of some word everyone already understands, they should take another look at what it means to have something that's special.

  • Chook
    Chook

    Dad says to children we are having special meal tonight sausages and vegetables, children respond by saying we have that every night. Jw special talks are as special as sausage , and if you enjoy them there will be more sausages and there is always one reserved for that special occasion, one for the most devoted attendee, so bend over and let the GB delivery service begin.

  • suavojr
    suavojr

    Do you have a title for the talk?

  • slimboyfat
    slimboyfat

    Ha, I've heard it said, the word "special", as used by the Watchtower Society, deserves its own entry in dictionary, meaning: "not special".

  • Darkknight757
    Darkknight757

    Wondering how much of the talk will be dedicated to who can and who cannot eat the bread and drink the wine at the memorial.

  • steve2
    steve2

    They can't be too pleased with this year's memorial attendance. Did they hit more than 20 million?

    Last year they got a few thousand over that number

  • Hecce
    Hecce

    Is a good idea

  • Listener
    Listener

    Are they planning some big changes and need to do a special talk beforehand to reinforce them?

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