SKE, and other acronymic crap

by MTSman 25 Replies latest jw friends

  • Vanderhoven7
    Vanderhoven7

    Does the faithful and discreet slave endorse independent groups of Witnesses who meet together to engage in Scriptural research or debate? — Matt.24:45, 47.


    No, it does not. And yet, in various parts of the world, a few associates of our organization have formed groups to do independent research on Bible-related subjects. Some have pursued an independent group study of Biblical Hebrew and Greek so as to analyze the accuracy of the New World Translation. Others explore scientific subjects related to the Bible. They have created Web sites and chat rooms for the purpose of exchanging and debating their views. They have also held conferences and produced publications to present their findings and to supplement what is provided at our Christian meetings and through our literature.

    Of course not! As the Bible says, "since 1919 only the Faithful Slave in NY is mandated to dispense Bible truth". Independent thought constitutes sin and leads to apostasy. Bible research will only lead to agreeing with Babylon the Great's doctrines within 3 years.

  • ctrwtf
    ctrwtf

    Tell your parents you've joined the VAA. When they give you a puzzled look tell them to look it up!

  • stan livedeath
    stan livedeath

    ok--i give up--whats VAA ?

  • jp1692
    jp1692

    Here are a few of my favorite anti-JW acronyms:

    • WTF
    • BS
    • STFU
    • LMAO
  • stan livedeath
    stan livedeath

    DILLIGAF

  • oppostate
    oppostate

    @stan

    VAA=vast apostate army


  • steve2
    steve2

    Seems a shame you were “forced” to spend time with your JW parents. What a life! If it’s that bad, you almost make a case for ‘reverse-shunning’ as in literally not being available to meet up with them. What would you lose?

  • Diogenesister
    Diogenesister
    Wake Me Up Before You Jo-Ho5 hours ago6 hours ago
    @WingCommander Lol, it's pretty unusual for celebrities to appear on the cover of Hustler (every cover girl is featured in an open-legged pictorial inside). Best bet is, it's just another adult model.

    Hey Wakey Jo-Ho my best JW friend baptised jw sister appeared in hustler - she's quite popular on the vintage porn sites by all accounts. She was DF after that of course, but was already awake. I can pm you her name if you like. She woke up at university, and she went by her married name any way so it won't reveal anyone's id. Her parents *never* shunned, thank goodness, and her mother would always say to me " I don't understand this arrangement because there's something good about that girl"

    She was totally right, of course, because she really was/is a special person.

  • Diogenesister
    Diogenesister
    Stan the Man ok--i give up--whats VAA ?

    Vast Apostate Army

  • RubaDub
    RubaDub

    my best JW friend baptised jw sister appeared in hustler - she's quite popular on the vintage porn sites by all accounts. She was DF after that of course

    Diogenesister....

    Was she DF'd because she didn't shave it? Perhaps the elders then considered it brazen conduct.

    Rub a Dub

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