Unbelievable KMS example

by Saltheart Foamfollower 35 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • eyeuse2badub

    To those of us who were former MS's or Elders, remember how important it made us feel when we got to go to the KMS "for more spiritual training"? Wow we were so special because we got in on all the latest secret sh*t from the wtbts.

    I went to the 'Elders School" in Norco, CA for 2 friggin' weeks back in the early 70's. What a fiasco that was but since Armageddon was only 2 years away, we needed the additional spiritual instruction that would get us through! LOL

    just saying!

  • WTWizard

    I would think, why would joke-hova be watching my buying stuff online, so it can steal it from me later? I would not want that thing watching me browsing online for privacy reasons--I do not want that thing or its chosen people (on earth or on Alcyone) putting worms and crap on my computer or hacking my account that I use to pay for the items for its own damnation work. And, if that thing is offended by near-porn images, so what. I would tell that thing that I don't appreciate it watching me browsing a website, especially if it could hack my bank account later.

    Now, if it was Satan watching, He would not be bothered by near-porn.

  • Brian J
    Brian J

    The ads on my screen are for Aveda shampoo.

    Gosh I am a sheltered mf.


  • ttdtt

    sir82 - There have been so many of those stupid soliloquy "porn is bad" demos it's hard to keep track.

    All they were good for is making brothers "elders & servants especially" feel guilty about spanking the monkey to their favorite free porn tube website.

    Of course, biology trumps WT Mind control most of the time in that battle:)

  • LongHairGal


    I always felt as you did that the religion loves and admires David because he got away with murder. This is why they mention him so much IMO.

  • Diogenesister

    CoCo You made me laugh! Compression stockings! Tell your friend due to the sports resurgence there are now some very funky looking compression stockings for sale...even medical ones, if he just puts it in the search bar lots will come up, LoL!

  • stuckinarut2

    Ah yes ttdtt, THAT CO visit with elders and servants! Wasn't that the outline that also went into detail and discussed that "pornography showing 2 women is bad, but not in the same league as other forms of pornography"

    I remember thinking how odd it was that they were now stipulating types of porn!

  • ttdtt

    stuck - YES!! That was it.

    OMFG I was thinking to my self then.
    I guess I was 1/2 way out the door at the time.
    I always thought it was funny to have a war on Dots of Ink, or Pixels of light representing things GOD MADE and put in humans as a Biological Imperative.
    Porn rules:)

  • sparrowdown

    Considering there is advertising everywhere and hard to avoid why don't the GB just advise JWs to consider poking their own eyes out for Jehovah and be done with it.

  • ttdtt

    Sparrowdown - boy your silly :)

    With no eyes how could the friends see the JW Broadcast then?
    Without that they will die at the big A!

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