Silly song lyrics

by jhine 12 Replies latest social humour

  • riblah
    riblah

    Well, give your ID card to the border guard
    Now your alias says you're Captain Jean-Luc Picard
    Of the United Federation Of Planets
    'Cause he won't speak English anyway

  • LoveUniHateExams
    LoveUniHateExams

    Pressure on Julian, by Blur

    Only the magical transit children
    sing, sing the lullaby, bah bah bah
    Sitting on the pavement, sucking on a long straw
    It's colorful, it's colorful, but it washes you out

    Here is my violence, and here is the excuse
    I learned it all, but only second hand
    Falling into walls, well what is it with you
    You never know, never know, never know

    We planned it all this way
    We planned it all this way
    Pressure on Julian

    Swimming in yellow pissy water
    Sand getting in between their ears
    No blood in head in this bloody weather
    Irate people with yellow tongues

    Only the magical transit children,
    sing, sing the lullaby, bah bah bah.
    Falling into walls, well what is it with you
    You never know, never know, never know

    We planned it all this way
    We planned it all this way
    Pressure on Julian

    (There was pressure on Julian, pushing trolleys in the car park
    from B to A, then back to B
    Pressure on Julian, he keeps passing out,
    Poor, precious little snout, the birds are singing at night
    Pressure on Julian)

    We planned it all this way
    We planned it all this way
    Pressure on Julian




  • HappyDad
    HappyDad

    "Surfin Bird" by the Trashmen.

    A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!
    Bird bird bird, b-bird's the word
    A-well-a bird bird bird, bird is the word
    A-well-a bird bird bird, well-a bird is the word
    A-well-a bird bird bird, b-bird's the word

    A-well-a bird bird bird, well-a bird is the word
    A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
    A-well-a bird bird bird, b-bird's the word
    A-well-a bird bird bird, well-a bird is the word
    A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word

    A-well-a don't you know, about the bird?
    Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
    A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the bird

    A-well-a

    A-well-a everybody's heard, about the bird!
    Bird bird bird, b-bird's the word
    A-well-a bird bird bird, b-bird's the word

    A-well-a bird bird bird, b-bird's the word
    A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
    A-well-a bird bird bird, b-bird's the word
    A-well-a bird bird bird, b-bird's the word

    A-well-a bird bird bird, b-bird's the word
    A-well-a bird bird bird, b-bird's the word
    A-well-a don't you know, about the bird?
    Well! Everybody's talking about the bird!

    A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the bird
    A-well-a bird!

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    Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
    Oom m-mow mow
    Pa pa oom mow m-mow
    Pa pa pa oom m-mow mow

    Pa pa oom mow m-mow
    Pa pa oom m-mow mow
    Pa pa oom mow m-mow
    Oom m-mow mow

    Pa pa oom mow m-mow
    Pa pa oom m-mow mow
    Pa pa oom mow m-mow
    Pa pa oom m-mow mow

    Pa pa oom mow m-mow
    Oom m-oom m-oom m-oom
    M-oom m-mow mow
    Pa pa oom mow m-mow

    Pa pa oom m-oom m-oom m-oom
    M-oom m-mow mow
    Pa pa oom mow m-mow

    Oom m-mow mow
    Pa pa oom mow m-mow
    Pa pa oom m-mow mow
    Pa pa oom mow m-mow
    Pa pa oom m-mow mow
    Oom mow m-mow
    Pa pa oom m-mow mow
    Oom mow m-mow
    Pa pa oom m-oom m-oom m-oom
    M-oom m-mow mow
    Oom m-oom m-oom m-oom
    M-oom m-mow mow
    Oom mow m-mow
    Pa pa oom mow m-mow
    Pa pa oom m-mow mow
    Oom mow m-mow
    Well-a don't you know, about the bird?
    Well! Everybody knows that the bird is the word!
    A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the bird
    A-well-a oom m-mow mow
    Pa pa oom mow m-mow
    Ba pa oom m-mow mow
    Oom mow m-mow
    Pa pa oom m-mow mow
    Oom mow m-mow
    Pa pa oom m-mow mow

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