Silly song lyrics

by jhine 12 Replies latest social humour

  • jhine
    jhine

    After a conversation with Hubby l started thinking about silly lyrics in songs , of which there are many .Bang a Gong by Marc Bolan is pretty daft , although apparently his lyrics are deep . Do you have any favourite daft lyrics?

    D

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice

    Des’ree : Life

    I don’t want to see a ghost

    It’s the sight that I fear most

    I’d rather have a piece of toast

  • Terry
    Terry
    Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp
    Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong
    Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop
    Who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip
    Who was that man
    I'd like to shake his hand
    He made my baby fall in love with me (yeah)
    When my baby heard
    "Bomp bah bah bomp bah bomp bah bomp bah bomp bomp"
    Every word went right into her heart
    And when she heard them singin'
    "Rama lama lama lama, rama ding dong"
    She said we'd never have to part
    So
    Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp
    Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong
    Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop
    Who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip
    Who was that man
    I'd like to shake his hand
    He made my baby fall in love with me (yeah)
    Each time that we're alone
    Boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity shoo
    Sets my baby's heart all aglow
    And every time we dance to
    Dip da dip da dip dip da dip da dip
    She always says she loves me so
    So
    Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp
    Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong
    Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop
    Who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip
    Who was that man
    I'd like to shake his hand
    He made my baby fall in love with me (yeah)

  • Pete Zahut
    Pete Zahut

    Donna Summers Bad Girls

    🎶 Toot toot hey beep beep
    Toot toot hey beep beep

    Bad girl, sad girls
    You're such a dirty bad girl
    Beep, beep uh, uh
    You bad girl, you sad girl
    You're such a dirty bad girl
    Beep beep uh, uh

    Neil Diamond Cracklin' Rosie

    🎶 Cracklin' Rosie you're a store-bought woman
    You make me sing like a guitar hummin'

    (what does that even mean?? )

    Kingdom Song #125 Jehovah is on my Side

    🎶 "Around me swarms the Devil's crowd Like bees that were molested.
    But I can ever beat them off,

    Beneath divine protection."


  • Overrated
    Overrated

    My all time favorite- "Relax, don't do it, do you really want to go thru it , Do you want to cum?"

  • LoveUniHateExams
    LoveUniHateExams

    The Beatles: I Am The Walrus

    I am he as you are he as you are me
    And we are all together
    See how they run like pigs from a gun
    See how they fly
    I'm crying
    Sitting on a corn flake
    Waiting for the van to come
    Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
    Man you've been a naughty boy
    You let your face grow long

    I am the egg man
    They are the egg men
    I am the walrus
    Goo goo g'joob

    Mister City policeman sitting
    Pretty little policemen in a row
    See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run
    I'm crying, I'm crying
    I'm crying, I'm crying
    Yellow matter custard
    Dripping from a dead dog's eye
    Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
    Boy, you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down

    I am the egg man
    They are the egg men
    I am the walrus
    Goo goo g'joob

    Sitting in an English garden
    Waiting for the sun
    If the sun don't come you get a tan
    From standing in the English rain

    I am the egg man (now good sir)
    They are the egg men (a poor man, made tame to fortune's blows)
    I am the walrus
    Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob (good pity)

    Expert, texpert choking smokers
    Don't you think the joker laughs at you (ho ho ho, hee hee hee, hah hah hah)
    See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide
    I'm crying
    Semolina Pilchard
    Climbing up the Eiffel tower
    Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
    Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe

    I am the egg man
    They are the egg men
    I am the walrus
    Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob
    Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob, goo
    Joob, joob, jooba
    Jooba, jooba, jooba
    Joob, jooba
    Joob, jooba


  • LoveUniHateExams
    LoveUniHateExams

    Happiness Is A Warm Gun

    She's not a girl who misses much
    Do do do do do do, oh yeah

    She's well-acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand
    Like a lizard on a window pane
    The man in the crowd with the multicolored mirrors
    On his hobnail boots
    Lying with his eyes while his hands are busy
    Working overtime
    A soap impression of his wife which he ate
    And donated to the National Trust

    I need a fix 'cause I'm going down
    Down to the bits that I left uptown
    I need a fix 'cause I'm going down

    Mother Superior jumped the gun
    Mother Superior jumped the gun
    Mother Superior jumped the gun
    Mother Superior jumped the gun
    Mother Superior jumped the gun
    Mother Superior jumped the gun

    Happiness is a warm gun (bang, bang, shoot, shoot)
    Happiness is a warm gun, momma (bang, bang, shoot, shoot)
    When I hold you in my arms (ooh, oh, yeah)
    And I feel my finger on your trigger (ooh, oh, yeah)
    I know nobody can do me no harm (ooh, oh, yeah)
    Because
    Happiness is a warm gun, yes it is (bang, bang, shoot, shoot)
    Happiness is a warm, yes it is, gun (happiness, bang, bang, shoot, shoot)
    Well, don't you know that happiness is a warm gun momma?
    (Happiness is a warm gun, yeah)


  • resolute Bandicoot
  • Terry
    Terry

    BEATLES again ...
    (Chuck Berry sued John Lennon )

    Here come old flat top
    He come grooving up slowly
    He got joo joo eyeball
    He one holy roller
    He got hair down to his knee
    Got to be a joker he just do what he please
    He wear no shoe shine
    He got toe jam football
    He got monkey finger
    He shoot Coca-Cola
    He say I know you, you know me
    One thing I can tell you is you got to be free
    Come together, right now, over me
    He bag production
    He got walrus gumboot
    He got Ono sideboard
    He one spinal cracker
    He got feet down below his knee
    Hold you in his armchair you can feel his disease
    Come together, right now, over me
    He roller coaster
    He got early warning
    He got muddy water
    He one mojo filter
    He say, "one and one and one is three"
    Got to be good looking 'cause he's so hard to see
    Come together, right now, over me
    Oh
    Come together, yeah
  • jhine
    jhine

    Someone left the cake out in the rain,

    and l don't think that l can take it ,

    cus it took so long to bake it .

    Jan

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